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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Don't you be trying that "logic" stuff. Blasphemer!

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Blasphemy! (sorry, just really like the word blasphemy today)

Slamtundra's avatar

That and the human lower back. There's no way that fucked-up-ass design passed a PDR, that's all I'm sayin'.

Amy!'s avatar

What's this?

Here you are, münchen on a hamburg in a beer hall, when we need everyone to putsch together!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I think there are fifty shades of reasons that Ben won't win the South Carolina primary.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Mormonism, also too a modern heresy.

ShriekinViolet's avatar

How do you hide $100 from a orthopedic surgeon?

Slip that bill between the pages of a book.

DahBoner's avatar

“Somebody says that came from a slime pit full of promiscuous biochemicals?"

Ben Carson is in favor of segregated chemistry labs?

"On this side of the room you have your acids. An on the other side, you have your bases. "

DahBoner's avatar

Ahhh. Propaganda based on facts!

E.A. Blair's avatar

Human genitalia disprove ID. What truly intelligent designer would have run the sewer line right though the entertainment district?

smr413's avatar

God has Borderline Personality Disorder.

cessnadriver's avatar

The Salamander quoted the Bible. That means he's holy and would never lie about being God.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Pity the White Salamander was made up by a forger who liked to make home-made bombs.

Belga Dear's avatar

"I instead say, if you have an intelligent creator, what he does is give his creatures the ability to adapt to the environment so he doesn’t have to start over every fifty years creating all over again."

Since life has had to "start over" at least 5xs that I know of, it was good of Ben to disprove himself with this one sentence.