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Don't you be trying that "logic" stuff. Blasphemer!

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Blasphemy! (sorry, just really like the word blasphemy today)

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More like an abusive parent.

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That and the human lower back. There's no way that fucked-up-ass design passed a PDR, that's all I'm sayin'.

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Turtles all the way down.

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What's this?

Here you are, münchen on a hamburg in a beer hall, when we need everyone to putsch together!

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I think there are fifty shades of reasons that Ben won't win the South Carolina primary.

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Mormonism, also too a modern heresy.

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How do you hide $100 from a orthopedic surgeon?

Slip that bill between the pages of a book.

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“Somebody says that came from a slime pit full of promiscuous biochemicals?"

Ben Carson is in favor of segregated chemistry labs?

"On this side of the room you have your acids. An on the other side, you have your bases. "

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Ahhh. Propaganda based on facts!

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Human genitalia disprove ID. What truly intelligent designer would have run the sewer line right though the entertainment district?

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God has Borderline Personality Disorder.

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The Salamander quoted the Bible. That means he's holy and would never lie about being God.

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Pity the White Salamander was made up by a forger who liked to make home-made bombs.

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"I instead say, if you have an intelligent creator, what he does is give his creatures the ability to adapt to the environment so he doesn’t have to start over every fifty years creating all over again."

Since life has had to "start over" at least 5xs that I know of, it was good of Ben to disprove himself with this one sentence.

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