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Queen Méabh's avatar

My father told me when I was about 16 that "After the second beer, they all start to taste the same." The older I got, the more true that was.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'd pay actual US dollars to see the cheerleading squad, especially Leo Leather, the team mascot.

Push 'em back, push 'em back.Waaaaaay back!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Mostly true but I found that during the first Coors, I already had a sick headache.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Let's not forget to check in with David Barton, also too.

Queen Méabh's avatar

I get the same from Budweiser. But actually, I am not supposed to drink any beer as I became gluten intolerant 18 months ago and it now makes me very sick. However, I discovered that I can drink Corona with no ill effects. This is a great mystery that nobody can explain to me.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I thought Loki was the great prankster.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If you're the Supreme Being of the Universe, damn straight you come first.

Relativicus's avatar

Spellcheck. I meant "a pretty good," not The Great.

revenant's avatar

he looks mighty bitey

corner foxy's avatar

The unhealthy glow of retouching.... the mannequin skin, the eyes...

zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

And like..... every philosophical thing the guy ever wrote ever. GOOD GRIEF.

TechYes's avatar

Thank baby Jesus that Chance the Gardner will never be president.

Thomas Mc's avatar

Is the GOP really just an insidious trap for incredibly stupid people?

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Are we talking defenestration here?

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Ben even has a picture of that meeting, hanging on his wall. Jesus looks a tad klingon in it, but who can really say what he looked like?