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My father told me when I was about 16 that "After the second beer, they all start to taste the same." The older I got, the more true that was.

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I'd pay actual US dollars to see the cheerleading squad, especially Leo Leather, the team mascot.

Push 'em back, push 'em back.Waaaaaay back!

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Mostly true but I found that during the first Coors, I already had a sick headache.

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Let's not forget to check in with David Barton, also too.

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I get the same from Budweiser. But actually, I am not supposed to drink any beer as I became gluten intolerant 18 months ago and it now makes me very sick. However, I discovered that I can drink Corona with no ill effects. This is a great mystery that nobody can explain to me.

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I thought Loki was the great prankster.

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If you're the Supreme Being of the Universe, damn straight you come first.

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Spellcheck. I meant "a pretty good," not The Great.

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he looks mighty bitey

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The unhealthy glow of retouching.... the mannequin skin, the eyes...

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And like..... every philosophical thing the guy ever wrote ever. GOOD GRIEF.

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forrrr...

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Thank baby Jesus that Chance the Gardner will never be president.

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Is the GOP really just an insidious trap for incredibly stupid people?

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Are we talking defenestration here?

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Ben even has a picture of that meeting, hanging on his wall. Jesus looks a tad klingon in it, but who can really say what he looked like?

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