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No lie, the OB who delivered my son was Dr Hymen. All the other docs called him "Buster".

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I think Bernie was going in the right direction with millennials - give them an opportunity. For Bernie that opportunity was free college, but that's not the only solution to help a millennial get a jump start. Find them an opportunity and they will shine. God knows they are pretty self-satisfied when they quickly get your TV remote working right again, smug little bastards.

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not to mention what they can do with an iphone!

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PONDER THIS: Carson is looking ahead to a 2020 Presidential run, and wants to disavow Trump's administration as a campaign plank just like how Trump disavowed Obama's administration.

Possible?

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There is always that tasty(?) "popcorn" made by cooking small popcorn-size balls of aerated corn mush, then coating them with artificial butter flavour and real salt.

It has a 98 year shelf life and makes a good flotation device in an emergency.

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Well that is what Raygun did (especially in his second term, but he could also read other people's speeches off a prompter real good. However, Bush, the Lesser, really lowered the bar on those speechifying requirements.

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The job of running an entire country really has a very narrow set of skills and prerequisites.

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Dr. Moreau is more believable. His patient is half man, half orangutan, and completely bonkers.

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He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

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Rinse is to be Secretary of Hate, amIrite?

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Yes, but Nancy got him the best advice from the stars. Literally.

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somewhere in this world a speed bump is called a sleeping policeman

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A 4000% chance?

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Dr. Carson can sit on his pyramid and rotate.

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Britain.

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