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steelhips's avatar

I imagine those long periods of eyes shut sleepy time would have been a bit of a problem when operating on a teeny child brain with a scalpel.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

My mother isn't voting if Cruz or Trump is the nominee, and I told her that was an exxxxccccelent idea.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I was thinking the same thing!

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

That's the new wingnut meme: "Obama only got elected because our voters didn't show up to vote. " The only people who show up to EVERY election are republican wingnuts. If "Christians" didn't show up to vote it was probably because they are actual Christians who realize how fucked up the GOP is.

Shrieking Denizen's avatar

Oh, tabarnak, Jesus Christ fudges it up again. I wasn't talking to you Ben, I was talking ironically when I was saying run, Ben run!

Skadi's avatar

Well, that would go along with those stories about how in the old days they tried to starve the cardinals into making their decision...

theCryptofishist's avatar

Well, Song of Solomon is too subtle a murder method for a busy woman.

theCryptofishist's avatar

And now she's telling the same story from Grey's point of view? Talk about grift and milking it. (She said desperately trying to hide the fact she veered off topic.)

theCryptofishist's avatar

Any relation to the Boy with Green Hair?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If God told Ben Carson to run for President, isn't suspending his campaign an attempt to thwart the will of God?

Kyle Lyles's avatar

Trump hired him. He's wearing a jacket while holding a lantern on Donald's front lawn down in Miami.

BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

The bible was pretty clear about allowing abortion up until the 33rd trimester.

Marion in Savannah's avatar

Well, Iowa stands for Idiots Out Walking Around...

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I guess Ben took that command to run "out of context."