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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Of all of the substandard candidates, he rates well above middle of the pack.

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anwisok's avatar

Tommy libulz!!

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anwisok's avatar

Tell the truth - you'd be "getting high on your own suply" aaaaaaalllllllll the time.

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jmhm's avatar

I don't like to think about it...

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

lol....Carson may just be the next fox news pundit....He is as loony as they are..

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The Wanderer's avatar

Loonier. He might be angling for Beck's old job.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

I thought this GOP field was just an audition for FOX. I don't think any of them actually want to be president.

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Wake up sheeple!

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The Wanderer's avatar

I can't lie. But I tell you that Disney would have serious competition for the slogan "Happiest Place on Earth."

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

That picture of Ben is what we call "the cattle-prod shot" at the home office. Wakes him right up...though he's often disoriented and tends to spout nonsense for the first few months.

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The Wanderer's avatar

That's not on my Fetish List.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

I'm wicked attached to her...I know everybody feels that way about their companion. I think those of us who opt to rescue sometimes pat ourselves on the back for giving these animals a good, loving home...but really, they give us SO much more in return. I don't know what I'd do without her.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Yes. And then claiming that they liked it.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Or my favorite, "I'm sorry that you're offended".

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

And punishment fotr the uninvolved?

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