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Psst, Ben, you're not going to be VP. Go back to bed. The nurse will be in with your pudding later.

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"Let's not get into who said what about whom, or who should apologize for what. The important thing is for the Khans to admit they were wrong."

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Pointing and laughing usually works for me.

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This doesn't excuse Ben Carson from being A Idiot, but reading that exchange it does seem like he was being baited by Wolf Blitzer. Wolfie can participate enthusiastically with his network's unbridled, years-long attempt to discredit President Obama and other Democrats, but now faced with Trump, he's switching gears and also going after Fanta Hitler (shout-out to Hairstrike Alpha!) when it's convenient. Carson and Blitzer ought to go have a drink together because they're equally odious.

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I think Benny inhaled too much anesthesia fumes in the OR which killed more than a few brain cells

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How do you know they don't drink together? Like, on the set?

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Was wondering when the Cheney Shooting would come up

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Hey, it's Jonny!

Good to see you back, brother, but very sorry for your loss. I hope the hurt heals soon.

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Thank you JustDon'tSayDittos.

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Wait, Ben has his eyes and mouth open? This image has been Photoshopped!

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Either he's stopped getting high, or he's had work done on his eyes, because his eyes are much more open than they used to be. Unfortunately, his mouth and brain are still not working properly.

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I think Bennie and the jets discovered Oxy a while back, and he liked it.

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Huh. I thought he was just being a stupid asshole.

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Every clown car needs a weasel.

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I just cannot believe the level of derp that I'm seeing in this election. Mind boggled.

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