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"Another day older and deeper in derp."

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Those very-much-softer rules enforced by a strong players' union.

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I for one welcome our Amazon Overlords.

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Reince Priebus laid the tracks.

He has no right to complain that Trump is the engineer and that Carson is shoveling coal into the boiler.

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Burning healthy asbestos.

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Thanks!

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true true, but again you need to be an oldz to appreciate it :)

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Yes. Er, I mean no. I mean who cares if Trump is lying if Hitlery isn't the brightest knife in the sock drawer and the Zeppelin train is headed straight at an iceberg of Krakatoan proportions.

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i get it..i mean i know you guys are losing...but Man Oh Man i didn't really realize you all are losing this bigly badly.

unshackled? ha ha ha more like unhinged P S Y C H O S on the loose.

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I'm pretty forgiving of some moral errors on the part of leaders as long as it was consensual. Not that I would condone regular Friday night orgies at the White House. Trump's problem is that what he is talking about is not consensual. And that changes it from a moral lapse that mainly harms the spouse and opens you to questions of your judgement to a serious criminal offense.

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My favorite uncle and his son are like that, too. In complete denial about what Trump said.

Welcome to the post-fact world.

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Even ordinary guys will talk about women as sexual objects in locker-room banter. Women do it, too.

It's the bragging about getting away with assault that is NOT NORMAL.

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In his defense, he was trained (by society) to expect a soft cushy glide to power and wealth by virtue of his white penis, and now that's all gone, and he doesn't know what to do or how to get ahead in life without cheat mode. It's a tough transition!

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GET ON THE TRUMP TRAI- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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I got to "judo-christian values" and had to stop watching.

I have learned to ignore anyone who says "judo-christian values".

This would disappoint many people that I have loved in my life.

But the "judo-christian values" shield has protected a lot of evil crap and I will no longer accept it as a useful talking point.

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