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Was Clarence Thomas in the steam room? I thought I read that.

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Maybe just up the road in Frostbite Falls, OK?

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Manrasser is an OK term but I prefer The Daily Zeitgeist's "sexcrim" (short for sex criminal of course).

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Damn! I had to go and read this over lunch.

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Sexual harassment/violence suits are like cockroaches: for every one you see, there are 1000 lurking behind the walls. How many people HAVEN'T come forward? Ugh, this comment could also apply to the Billo story. When are we going to start believing victims, who have everything to lose and nothing to gain from coming forward? WHEN?

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".Entry level"... har!

Rear entry, apparently.

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Gentility libelz!!~1

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Just think of the things he's probably done to sleepy Ben after he conks out while they're watching the game together.

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I'm on pins and needles waiting for Dok's next pun!

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Williams may be creepy as fuck, but goddamn does that man have patience!

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For Ben though he always keeps his belt with the yooge buckle on, just in case Ben gets all stabby and shit.

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Yes, that's about as clothes as you can get to a really terrible pun.

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Look, I'm fine with it for now, but I would like the Rules Revision Committee to take this up sometime before October.

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that ain't horsey sauce

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"You want the penis over there."

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You should try giving your sexual interests a Bartles and James - always works on me.

~ Hints from Brizdull

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