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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Sorry, tool of intolerance, but I'm not gay.

Here, let me pray for you, though: Dear Lord, please let Reagan40 learn nothing and remain foolish and ridiculous.

Also, I'm not religious. BUT MY PRAYER CAME TRUE

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Do you make smiting motions with your hands when you write that kind of stuff? I sure hope so!

Have a fun time, please stay righteous! Or ridiculous? One of those!

Count Awesome's avatar

Better being a hedonistic humanist than a hypocrital religious quack that can only repeat dogma.

Count Awesome's avatar

ربما عذراء أيضا!Got to love Google Translate.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Enough said"

You're gonna shut it now?

HELL YES, ANOTHER PRAYER CAME TRUE

Doloras Funkette's avatar

What I just said is a quote from the Prophet Muhammad.

Yes, many Muslims are unbelievably racist, sadly. And yes, I have seen a Christian white spit on a Christian black. If you have not, you clearly do not live in the rural United States, nor have you watched any historical footage of the Civil Rights movement.

Spurning Beer's avatar

According to The Ethnographic Atlas, out of 1231 human societies catalogued, only 186 are/were monogamous. That's 15%. One of the polygamous ones, obviously, was Israel/Judea of the biblical period. One of the monogamous ones was imperial Rome, famous for martyrdoming Christians.

Takoma DC's avatar

Hi Reagan40,

I think you're looking for Drudge Report or DEAD Breitbart.com. Comments are not permitted on Wonkette.

Take care,

FDR44

Takoma DC's avatar

Reagan was a gay homosexual. He was part of "Lavender" Hollywood. That's why his first wife, Jane Wyman, divorced him. She'd caught him in their bed or in the pool frolicking with a parade of young Hollywood beauty boys one too many times.

Count Awesome's avatar

A horse for the Senate would be a better choice than any Republican at this point.

drbloor's avatar

"Eric Metaxas radio program"

I dial it in and tune the stationThey talk about the U.S. inflationI understand just a littleNo comprende, it's a riddle

I'm on a Metaxas radio. I'm on a Metaxas, whoa-Oh, radio

handyhippie65's avatar

I wonder, after the election cycle, will we ever hear about this asshat again?

Lefty Mark's avatar

And then he went and composed "The Great Gig In The Sky."

Rev. paleotectonics's avatar

Love Voodoo, love Ridgeway!!!

btwbfdimho's avatar

As a neurosurgeon who conflates the frontal lobe with the 1st Amendment, Carson believes in the separation of speech and common sense.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

He'll be all over Fox after the election is over and he's not president. He'll get his own show, and his cohost will be Costanza Fiorina, and their show will be called "Baby BRAINZ!!!, also BENGHAZI, too." I see all these "Hang In There, Ben" bumper stickers on cars in my neck of the woods, because he's such an oppressed martyr.