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After spending all day over on the music thread this was just sad. I'm glad I didn't listen to a thing here on this one.

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At what point does the job requirement to review the Duggar show become a hostile work environment?

Volunteers? Never mind...

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I bet none of them are taking any precautions against having a Zika affected pregnancy. Awful. They have warned Australian athletes going to Rio that if they're pregnant - don't go.

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Wouldn't being pregnant prevent you from competing in a sporting event anyway?

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Oh loads, I'm sure. Easier to slip the knife in between the ribs.

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For some reason I have a feeling Jessa keeps Styrofoam plates in her purse to eat off when no one is filming....

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Jill should have kept going with the J names. That kid is a definite Jethro.

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It looks like fetal alcohol syndrome is plaguing the newest generation of Duggars.

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Actually, V. Rose has a nice voice, in case you wanted to know.

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I have read a lot about the Quiverfull people and Got Hard. I guess it was really mean of me to harsh on the babby, as sometimes ugly babbies grow up to be gorgeous people. He had no choice of his dam and sire. It's not babby's fault he's going to grow up repressed and oppressed and part of a sick cult. Hopefully, he will be able to get away from them, after he is of age.

Edited to add: No getting around it, the kid's just fugly.

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No, not really. It would depend on the woman, and at what stage of pregnancy, I would think. But I've seen women who were pretty far along participate in sports.

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Or Brickle. Or Trapdoor.

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"WHEN THE HELL IS JOSH COMING BACK THAT IS ALL WE WANT TO KNOW YOU STUPID SHOW."

Josh ain't coming back. After he cost the family the last show and slowed the grifty trained, they got all Old Testament on his ass and stoned him. Christian rehab is just a more acceptable answer than, "Oh Jesus fuck! We're all going to jail!"

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Josh is dead. Denial is more than just a river in Egypt.

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Yes, it is true. Wonkette babby is the perfect babby.

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I had a boss who once told us that, when his two kids were toddlers, he took a second job helping to furnish a big box store from the floor up, not because they needed the extra money but because it kept him out of the house at night so he didn't have to help with raising them. Right after the youngest graduated high school, wifey kicked him out and filed for divorce for screwing a string of young blondes.

He also collected Barbie dolls.

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