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Sometimes I want to go find the people I used to know who would earnestly tell me to give Ben Shapiro a listen because he was a thoughtful, balanced, conservative voice who really gave both sides a good looking at before coming to conclusions and ask them, what the FUCK?

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Ben wants to debate? Watch out! I hear he's a master at it.

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Indeed he was! I actually met him once.

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Ben Shapiro makes Martin Shkreli look less punchable.

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I'm sure Harvard tries hard to at least maintain the appearance of economic diversity. However:

https://www.theonion.com/ha...

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Your rite.

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Not being fellated seems to upset him.

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IKR? Shut the fuck up and listen you frigging morons, you might learn something. Boy needs a ball gag in the worst way.

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Ben really enjoys trampling all over other people's perceptions and feelings. He was on a panel talking about transgender issues - he refused to use appropriate pronouns even when ask to directly and we basically completely ignorant. Just the other day he had to compare Italian vs Black slurs to find which ones were acceptable to him and which ones he did not prefer. He is narrow minded and unsophisticated.

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Bad delivery has plagued Ben since birth.

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If you try to respect the feelings of someone who disagrees with you, you are, by default, on board with everything they say and there is no objective truth. So screw those guys, stay pure!

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I forget. Is he the one who lives in mom's basement and pals around w/ Ca$hy Owens? Oh wait, no...that's Kirk. This one's the one who's married to a doctor and tweets/ broadcasts from their bedroom all day. I think.

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He's the useless oily shitweasel that Nazis Conservatives like to trot out to show how diverse they all are.Oh wait, that's still too broad of a category.

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He also knows, for a fact, that no one is actually driving for Uber, even though everyone is always talking about "people driving for Uber."

fucking christ. on a friday or saturday night in seattle, uber outnumbers taxis at about 10:1. it seems like everyone drives for uber here.

hey, why buy a city cab medallion - with all its concomitant "regulations" and "taxes" - when you can just "get your hustle on™?"

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