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It does seem to be the fetus mortality rate that they worry about. Infant mortality, not so much.

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In Ben Dover's 'Murica, you're supposed to exercise your freedumb to buy private health insurance that you can't afford. Because health care, like freedom, isn't free.

Don't forget to write USA! USA! on the check.

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Dunno -- Is that "likes" in the literal sense, or "vaginas" in the literal sense?

Fartknocker's avatar

P+1. Once again, I lost another monitor due to projectile spewing of my glass of iced tea due to this stellar comment.

PubOption's avatar

I liked the one that hoped Ken would be miserable. Nothing like betting on certainties.

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In the 1950's and 1960's a large number of NHS staff were Commonwealth immigrants recruited under various Health Ministers, including Enoch Powell. I do not know how this is consistent with his later race-baiting.

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The hero in ID2 will set up a WiFi hot spot on the Moon, to bring 'em down before they can get close. One click on an ad for Russian brides or a Make Thousands At Home!!, and they'll be toast. Or at least their accounts will be emptied into Bulgarian banks, and they won't be able to buy rocket fuel, or dilithium crystals, or fracked methane, or whatever the hell they're supposed to be using.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'll take a "soft prison" over a crippled liberty, assface.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Most of them would get annoyed if you told them to live in Mississippi for the same reason.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Wow...first post out of the gate and BOOM perfect reply.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

But definitely not Val Kilmer.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Beautiful women, decent rum and good cigars.