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Also Calvin is not a vacuous tit

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Whiners get to write history. Ben Shapiro

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Steering wheels in England?

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Ben doesn't realize "wrong side of history" is a euphemism for "future people studying history will probably consider you an obstacle to moral progress" because he's kind of an idiot like that and doesn't get figurative versus literal language. He probably also thinks "history will judge" means someone will dress a history book up in robes and give it a gavel or something.

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What do you mean, "almost"?

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I thought he couldn't get a jerb because he's a self-righteous preachy little asshole, and nobody wants to be stuck in a locker room or a huddle with him. Didn't know the "throwing a ball" part had any weight.

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Young Earth Creationists?

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Yeah, where did they bury Breitbart, anyway?

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Literally nobody?

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He sort of surrounds idiocy and clutches it close to his breast.

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I assume it is the face side of history where all the throat cramming happens?

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Ummm, listen up, Benny: "Wrong side of history" means your ideas were rejected, and the human race moved on without them, thank you very much. Whateverthefuck do you think this has to do with God and morality?

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God is not moral? Bingo.

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Except that Calvin is actually lovable.

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Benny was for jackbooting un-PC language:

Shapiro: "How about this? How about we identify the actual, individual homophobes within the NFL and then we all condemn them as opposed to worrying about an institutional bias that nobody seems to be able to actually document." <a href="http://www.truthrevolt.org/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/shapiro-michael-s...">http://www.truthrevolt.org/...

Also too: <a href="http://www.truthrevolt.org/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.truthrevolt.org/petition/stop-sexist-m...">http://www.truthrevolt.org/... <a href="http://www.truthrevolt.org/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/msnbcs-todd-sharp...">http://www.truthrevolt.org/...

before he was against it: <a href="http://www.truthrevolt.org/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.truthrevolt.org/commentary/shapiro-don...">http://www.truthrevolt.org/... <a href="http://www.truthrevolt.org/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/we-dont-care-abou...">http://www.truthrevolt.org/...

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I can vouch for that... I love Tebow as a Gator and even too as a person. Despite his religiousy stuff that I don't subscribe to he is actually a really decent & kind human being. I've never heard him say one ugly word about anyone ever. Not even the 'bortionists and pro-life advocacy is his thing.

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