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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Someone who worked for Nixon is racist? Whhhuuuuuuuuuuu?????????

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malsperanza's avatar

And yet, mysteriously, when unarmed black teenagers get stopped by the cops, they apparently all respond by lunging (or appearing to lunge) for the cop's gun because ... uh ... [insert some motive here, please. Please? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?]

Which <i>proves</i> what those <strike>racist fucks</strike> decent upstanding conservatives have been saying all along: that black teenagers are brainless, neanderthal, primitively violent by nature. Because no normal, reasonable person would lunge for a cop's gun for no reason.

QED, Sharpton! CUE! EE! DEE!

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malsperanza's avatar

I think it's the shape of his mind that makes things fit him badly.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Meritocracy? Stein gained his wealth the old-fashioned way -- he inherited it.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Sex, also, too according to Pat Benetar.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

This fucking asshole.

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The Quirk's avatar

Especially against a cop (<i>also</i> maybe I should hope trained in unarmed combat?) armed with a gun, taser, pepper-spray.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well then we have no need for the Second Amendment. I mean, we're all keeping and bearing arms, and we're all an "armed" society, by Mr. Stein's definition.

And just because one is built like a brick outhouse doesn't mean one can fight, or even fight especially well.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Be careful out there, folks- some other things that google says are weapons: History Music Your body Food Forgiveness A pen Education Art Etc.

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SullivanSt's avatar

If I ever see Ben Stein in person I might have to shoot him in self defense, because he always goes armed with his incredibly potent stupidity.

ETA: Of course, my imaginary gun is always kept loaded with votes.

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SullivanSt's avatar

He's right about the outrage part. I'm very outraged that he could say such balls-out racist drivel.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

It's dumb,but I need to say it: You know who eles was six foot tall and full of muscles?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The way all these armed black Hitlers keep lynching these Real American patriot police heroes is absolutely monkeychops! Disfruitable!

Ben Stein is right! We don't have to bother with words having any actual meaning anymore. It's so much more salad, when you jizz the vole without any regard for. Also. In summatory, thank you, Ben Stein, for your ass-gargle piss toupee!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

"Whitebread Trollfart" .... best. description. ever.

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