Benchwarmer Bush
* How many swift boats will it take to sink Rudy Giuliani? [ Wizbang ]
* The new joke about Mitt Romney might be that he's going to be the Republican nominee. [ Hotline ]
* It may like only yesterday the Iraq Study Group released its report to a White House that couldn't give a shit, but in fact it was 8 months ago. Now that it's irrelevant, Congress may just sign into law. Good work, everyone! [ Passport ]
* Bush's report on Iraq benchmarks is almost as retarded as his new press room. [ Iraq Slogger ]
* McCain and the liberal media are getting a divorce. [ Hot Air ]
* We noticed you left Captain Planet and the Planeteers off your list. Pretty convenient, if you ask us. [ IMAO ]
* Rudy likes the idea of endless war because it's much more interesting than censoring art and killing homeless people. [ The Hill ]
* Bush ties Nixon for America's favorite president! [ Election Central ]
* Baby Jesus gave Yassir Arafat AIDS for trying to steal the Holy Land. [ LGF ]
* Failure is not an option. We shed a single tear as we begin the slow clap .... [ Redstate ]