Benefitting from W's Win: The Daily Show

Samples from the The Daily Show's first post-apocalypse hit:

Rob Corddry:

The Democrats wanted to keep this from going to courts. Thanks to their strategy of an incoherent campaign message, an uncomfortable Vietnam fetish, and an undying belief in the get out the vote power of Ashton Kutcher and Bon Jovi, it won't be.

Ed Helms on W's mandate:

If you want to have gay sex or visit a library, it's probably your last night to do those things. . . I'll be killing two birds with one stone.

Oh, guys. I just want to say one thing: Stop. . . stop hurting the country. Stop hurting them with the comedy! 

There was also a somewhat substantive interview with Chuck Schumer, who kept trying to keep it light. "It's hard, because you want to be happy for yourself, but. . ."