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MilwaukeeKent's avatar

To paraphrase Josh Marshall, "He. Is. Out. Of. Fucks. To. Give."

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MilwaukeeKent's avatar

That does it. I'm putting all my money in Cocaine futures.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'm sorry the fact that Bernie Sanders could possibly be president of the United Fucking States is the most interesting and awesome political thing that has probably ever happened here. This kind of shit never happens.

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Brendan_M's avatar

Let me guess, you're the one who snitched to Universal? You're no better than Tom Cotton, you traitor.

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Brendan_M's avatar

Box sets of The Wire on Amazon should count as O'Malley merch.

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zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

Unfortch, the font on the Hillary shirt made it not an option for me, a big HRC fan. But I couldn't bring myself to buy the TOTALLY AWESOME Bernie shirt.

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Dorothy Nelson's avatar

Clinton/Castro is smarter, but give Bernie Sec. of Treasury or Commerce. Or Labor.

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lroom's avatar

Of course and let me know that as a woman I'm only voting for Hillary cause I'm too stupid to know better. How can fans be so completely opposite of the people they like?

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

More of a poly-Cotton blend.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Kenny Phil DickElam Owen Dick

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spacecat in space's avatar

He might be more than we deserve now that he's depleted his supply of fucks.

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Jenny 9's avatar

It's confirmed - honkies with too much money bought a bunch of shirts. People who work for a living vote for Hillary.

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Gareth the dung shoveler's avatar

I know how you feel. I voted for John Anderson in 1980. Sorry about Reagan, you guys. My bad.

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