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Think we missed the nuance of Randy rand man. See, Carly had to use the bathroom, because she is a girl.Note, he does not say he made it back, or any of the other manly men with dick jokes, just mentioned the girly, because duh of course women have to pee every five minutes.Rand is so suave.

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And now I'm wondering where all iCarly has had the Botox injections. Thanks Wonkette.

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same reason he can't be prez - too old.

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So Rand Paul is telling us that Carly pees standing up? Thanks, Obama.

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their blogs are SO much more libtard than their editorial policy.

and i am so much meaner on the economist than i am on wonkette. (course, economist allows comments).

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Sounds like I better not piss off Ms Morte. Thanks for the warning.

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i ask this quite without snark as i have been busy: is rand still in the race?

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Rand Paul's Draggin Race?muahahahahand I think he has not dropped out, yet. But it is sorta just a matter of time at this point. The Libertarians tossed over the Libertarian candidate for the fascist one, which I am sure shocked him much more than it shocked any liberal.

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I love that song....

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One of the best feminist anthems ever, IMHO.

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voters shrugged

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bidet, as it may

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Bernie is about as much as socialist as FDR was.

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And he couldn't escape if he wanted to.

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Bill Clinton only banged ONE of them.

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Donald Trump's a doody head!

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