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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Think we missed the nuance of Randy rand man. See, Carly had to use the bathroom, because she is a girl.Note, he does not say he made it back, or any of the other manly men with dick jokes, just mentioned the girly, because duh of course women have to pee every five minutes.Rand is so suave.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

And now I'm wondering where all iCarly has had the Botox injections. Thanks Wonkette.

ElfInBklyn's avatar

same reason he can't be prez - too old.

Lambsendbeds's avatar

So Rand Paul is telling us that Carly pees standing up? Thanks, Obama.

fuflans's avatar

their blogs are SO much more libtard than their editorial policy.

and i am so much meaner on the economist than i am on wonkette. (course, economist allows comments).

Doug Langley's avatar

Sounds like I better not piss off Ms Morte. Thanks for the warning.

fuflans's avatar

i ask this quite without snark as i have been busy: is rand still in the race?

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Rand Paul's Draggin Race?muahahahahand I think he has not dropped out, yet. But it is sorta just a matter of time at this point. The Libertarians tossed over the Libertarian candidate for the fascist one, which I am sure shocked him much more than it shocked any liberal.

jqheywood's avatar

I love that song....

Alternative Dog's avatar

One of the best feminist anthems ever, IMHO.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Bernie is about as much as socialist as FDR was.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

And he couldn't escape if he wanted to.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Bill Clinton only banged ONE of them.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Donald Trump's a doody head!