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Spurning Beer's avatar

Think outside the smelly box, y'all. I vote for Fred "B-52s" Schneider, or Gilbert Gottfried.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

She was one of those bitches who brags in the locker room that she fucked some stud, but is actually a masturbating loser, huh?

This could make an excellent sit-com plot.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Soon to be 0.35 -- hang on to it.

I think I've got a million-dollar Zimbabwe note around here somewhere ... I was using it as a bookmark. I'll gladly mail it in.

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jqheywood's avatar

Did she help him on the head board?

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chascates's avatar

And somewhere in an orphanage is a little kid named 'Hoop'.

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schmannity's avatar

Once you go Tundra Twat, you'll wish you were shot.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or "Voit."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Somehow we're back to that Mandingo movie...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Hey - you folks have to realize a Black man in Alaska is pretty damn exotic.

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