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Spurning Beer's avatar

Think outside the smelly box, y'all. I vote for Fred "B-52s" Schneider, or Gilbert Gottfried.

Spurning Beer's avatar

She was one of those bitches who brags in the locker room that she fucked some stud, but is actually a masturbating loser, huh?

This could make an excellent sit-com plot.

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Soon to be 0.35 -- hang on to it.

I think I've got a million-dollar Zimbabwe note around here somewhere ... I was using it as a bookmark. I'll gladly mail it in.

jqheywood's avatar

Did she help him on the head board?

chascates's avatar

And somewhere in an orphanage is a little kid named 'Hoop'.

schmannity's avatar

Once you go Tundra Twat, you'll wish you were shot.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or "Voit."

TundraGrifter's avatar

Somehow we're back to that Mandingo movie...

TundraGrifter's avatar

Hey - you folks have to realize a Black man in Alaska is pretty damn exotic.