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Padraic Smithies's avatar

Fetterman is like human fart stench... no real substance but he has a remarkable way of making his presence felt, or rather smelt.

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Laurian's avatar

Why the hell is Fetterfck pimping the 'just fell out of bed' look? Lazy fck.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He's was given permission because of his stroke.

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beb's avatar

Strokes sometimes change a person's personality. It's looking like his stroke has made him a lot more conservative than before. Pity.

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"M"'s avatar

We tried to tell you he had tendencies toward racist behavior when he chased down those unarmed young Black men with his own gun when he was lieutenant mayor of Braddock or some such title.

When people suffer strokes it can affect the frontal lobes of the brain where empathy is generated and overactivate the amygdala, which is the same part of the brain that Russians try to stimulate with their fearmongering propaganda that they handed over to Republicans during that taxpayer-funded trip after which nobody asked questions about who they met or what they discussed.

But WE TRIED TO TELL YOU ABOUT HIS RACIST TENDENCIES BEFORE ANY OF THAT HAPPENED AND YOU DID NOT WANT TO LISTEN.

You told us to sit down and be quiet.

As usual, you tried to silence us.

So now, here we are.

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Dee Whitman's avatar

When god closes a Sinema, he opens a Fetterman.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. Not clicking on any of the videos, and once again grateful that watching that trash is your job, not mine. Even if it were mine, I wouldn't do it, because we're on vacation and not returning to work until next year (January 2nd, but still).

I did, however, read every word of Rep. DeLauro's letter, and appreciate it deeply. I hope you and yours enjoy your holiday.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I had such high hopes for Fetterman. He seemed like a real fighter as Lt. Governor. Maybe something really broke in his brain from the stroke. But he’s been a huge disappointment lately. I’ve already resolved to vote for whoever gives him a primary challenge next election.

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"M"'s avatar

We tried to tell you he had tendencies toward racist behavior when he chased down those unarmed young Black men with his own gun when he was lieutenant mayor of Braddock or some such title.

When people suffer strokes it can affect the frontal lobes of the brain where empathy is generated and over-stimulate the amygdala, which is the same part of the brain that Russians try to stimulate with their fearmongering propaganda that they handed over to Republicans during that taxpayer-funded trip after which nobody asked questions about who they met or what they discussed.

But WE TRIED TO TELL YOU ABOUT HIS RACIST TENDENCIES BEFORE ANY OF THAT HAPPENED AND YOU DID NOT WANT TO LISTEN.

You told us to sit down and be quiet.

As usual, you tried to silence us.

So now, here we are.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Um, I didn't silence anyone, thank you very much. I never told you to sit down and be quiet. Disagreeing with you is not trying to silence you. That kind of hysterics is worthy of MTG. We should be better than her.

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kreblar farnufti's avatar

Fetterman was so dreamy. He was a progressive prince. He was quirky, he was damaged so you couldn't say anything negative about him. We all had to bend over to accommodate his wonderful specialness. And he turned out to be an asshole. LOL.

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goCatgo's avatar

I haven't had to watch the Sunday shows since my mom died 9 years ago. In fact, I didn't watch much then. Unless someone I liked was on. Rarely. I just cooked breakfast and did chores.

Go on line. Then we would watch the foohbah.

She usually didn't want to go anywhere cause old and not well. At first she would read a book while I watched. Soon she would start asking questions about the game. I tried to just skip it by saying "strategy" or "poor decision."

But she would tell me to explain it. So I did. Then she would say things like "No 20 was wide open!" I would laugh. Something would happen and she would say "Well that game is over.

Who plays next?" I would say "Mom, there's 12:47 left in the 4th!"

"It's still over." She was right.

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paxpax's avatar

I watched Vikings / Seahawks with my mother yesterday. [SKOL] Old Lady & her ghey son - both of us into both college and pro ball.

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Dina's avatar

13-2, baby! 💜💛

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I gave up on the Sunday Bobblehead shows ages ago.

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Oy!'s avatar

Joe Manchin is old and decrepit (also a multimillionaire from that sweet coal lobby money).

Krampus Sinema isn't old or wealthy, afaik (her decrepitude is on the inside). What will she do with herself now that she has had such a "successful" (in her mind) career as a US Senator? I find it hard to imagine a corporation wanting her on their board. Or a university offering her some prestigious appointment. She isn't really even Fox News material – looks too "woke", with her her big glasses and fancy outfits. So of course she will write a "tell all" book about something . . .

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Padraic Smithies's avatar

I would never bet against the ability of Fox or some other MAGA-adjacent media organization giving Sinema the old Mar-a-Lago makeover complete with contact lenses and lip fillers and putting her under contract.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

"VICTIM! victimized by the vicious Wonkette snark mob!" -- by Krzistyn Sinema

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Michael's avatar

But, who's the audience, the customer, the con-sumer?

Self-publish, perhaps?

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I read a while back that she truly believes her own bullshit and thinks she should run for president.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

In which party?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I have no doubt.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Mounting a last-ditch effort to halt the publication of the report, Gaetz filed a lawsuit Monday asking a court to intervene, citing what he called “untruthful and defamatory information” that would “significantly damage” his “standing and reputation in the community.” Gaetz’s complaint argues he’s no longer under the committee’s jurisdiction since he resigned from Congress.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Seems a little moot to file that now that the genie is out of the bottle. What does he expect the court to do? Send Will Smith all around the country with his MiB neutralizer?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Maybe he just wants him to go around the country and slap the report out of everyone's hands.

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Dina's avatar

I downloaded it, it's on my computer. I'll keep it safe.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Now I have the overwhelming desire to determine the Latin translation of "neener-neener-neener" and see about contriving a very LEGAL appearing missive of what I WISH the court would dictate in order to send the prevaricating prick simply for my own amusement.

He's a Rethuglicon so I already know he can't take a joke.

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"M"'s avatar

Tough luck, it's already leaked, and his father bought him his seat in Congress because he had so many DUIs he couldn't hold a job at home.

Very legal and very cool

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Gotta love Senators who used the DNCs money, support and influence to get their seat and then go “Now that I’ve made it let me tell you a thing or two about these useless Democrats”

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"M"'s avatar

We tried to tell Fetterman he had tendencies toward racist behavior when he chased down those unarmed young Black men with his own gun when he was lieutenant mayor of Braddock or some such title.

When people suffer strokes it can affect the frontal lobes of the brain where empathy is generated and over-stimulate the amygdala, which is the same part of the brain that Russians try to stimulate with their fearmongering propaganda that they handed over to Republicans during that taxpayer-funded trip after which nobody asked questions about who they met or what they discussed.

But WE TRIED TO TELL YOU ABOUT HIS RACIST TENDENCIES BEFORE ANY OF THAT HAPPENED AND YOU DID NOT WANT TO LISTEN.

You told us to sit down and be quiet.

As usual, you tried to silence us.

So now, here we are.

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SomeRandomSomeone's avatar

I'm expecting Fetterman to remain pro-choice, pro-lgbt, and pro-cannabis, all traits he exhibited in the state house. But....he also has to remain relevant to his constituents, who voted red this year.

If he can hold those top 3 items I'll be content.

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SomeRandomSomeone's avatar

I hadn't heard that. That would be disappointing.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"A big strong man came to me, laughter in his eyes, and he said 'Reek', he said 'Reek you're still going to be President. But you will remember who could buy all your trash palaces and put wind farms on them'. So I am still going to be President!"

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gallbladder's avatar

It is my own fervent belief that this is as close to the truth as we'll ever get.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Sincerely held ferrets matter!

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I read that as your own ferret belief. Thanks for the humorous interluud.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

Ferret beret,

The kind you find in a second hand store.

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gallbladder's avatar

That two.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

{{{Takes a giant hit. Shrugs. LOLs.}}}

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gallbladder's avatar

Heh, in-kind, I read that as "Takes a giant shit."

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"M"'s avatar

LOL - let's tick ol' Houseboat Manchin off and spread the word

Please make sure Dok knows

"In a first for the US, solar and wind generated more electricity than coal over most of 2024. "

https://bsky.app/profile/craigtimes.bsky.social/post/3ldy7rhmbp223

https://www.canarymedia.com/articles/clean-energy/wind-and-solar-overtook-coal-on-the-us-grid-in-2024

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RocktonSam's avatar

China is using more coal than ever with all the EV'S and demand for electricity.

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"M"'s avatar

I'm talking about the US. right now, though

So is the article

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ArgieBargie's avatar

"John Fetterman will fill the douchecanoe void they’re leaving behind."

I sense he will not be the only Dem doing this, but I'm pointlessly hoping it's just a ploy to double-cross the orange bastard.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Et tu, Fetterman?/

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Schmannity's avatar

Manchin sails off into the sun, taking both sides of the navigation channel.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Dragging his anchor over fiber optic cables as he goes

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

That's what we get for shunting him to You Tube!

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