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Beto who?How long can you stay at 2% without getting a clue that we're just not interested in you?

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Nixon was a President who became a criminal. Trump is a criminal who became a President.

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The Republican party.

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I would. His "gun safety" ideas are bugass nuts.

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Never.

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Amber wants some ice cream.

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New York?

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Cylinder 3 is the great killer of old VW's. My father got 750,000 miles out of a 64 VW bug. The only serious repairs it ever needed were 4 #3 cylinder and piston replacements.

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Why not a tree shredder?

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They removed Edward II with just a hot plumber's rod.

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Just the brown ones and a few Jews for good measure.

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I'm sure they'd suspend mine for less if I even had one. Having a Twitter (or Facebook) account makes you part of the problem instead of part of the solution.

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Your mouth to God's ear.

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Practice, practice, practice.

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Way too much ego involved here.

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The only thing that makes Coors even swallowable is when the temp is 115 degrees and the beer is 33. And you hold your nose.

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