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He's quit smoking it. He's not quit ingesting it. He has his own line of products, after all.

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I hope a judge throws it out, and the lawyer that agreed to take this turkey is disbarred.

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I wish he'd just go ahead and fullfill his deathwish. He certainly seems to have one.

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They have people to stroke them for them.

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Edibles are good.

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Right? They could be useful and shove some of their billions at flipping the Senate but nooo....

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I did, several times, and said it would really clear the air if he would apologize for that now, so he blocked me

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Yikes

These guys really do tell us where they stand when we try to hold them to account, don't they?

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Love this.

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Yep. I was actually really disappointed in him---but not as disappointed as before the election when he was pompously shitting all over Hillary

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If someone were to hypothetically shoot and kill George Zimmerman could he hypothetically sue Zimmerman's family for $100 Million?

Asking for a hypothetical friend.

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It is rather shocking after that idiotic run for President. Beto apparently is capable of learning from error!

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Even down to city councils, schoolboards and dog catchers.

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Sideways, with a cactus, dry.

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Smoking anything is bad for you. He won't give up getting high.

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Grifters grift together. These two inconsequential bags of shit are among the worst use of DNA across all species in nature. I cannot wish for them to have the end they deserve more than anything in this world. Also, fuck Ted Cruz.

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