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Dyna Moe's avatar

American Muscular Christianity(tm) likes punching down and sees wealth as a sign of God's favor. And whiteness is a double check plus from God, too.

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Dyna Moe's avatar

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a face forever. Vote for Pedro." 'Napoleon Dynamite' DeVos Smith (very mixed metaphor)

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Portia McGonagal's avatar

Betsy is that Queen B PTA mom who comes up with all the "big ideas" that she demands everyone else implement without having a clue about the details.

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Does Betsy Devoid (aka the sister of war criminal extraordinaire Erik Prince) ever not have that obnoxious smug look on her face?

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

I support making the succubus clean sewers.

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

fundy Krishchunz usually don't

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

I learned about them from "Weird Al" Yankovic's songs.

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Jo Mathie's avatar

Compassion. I could throw a dozen dictionaries at Betsy and she still wouldn't wrap her head around the meaning.

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Someone should've warned this beeyotch "If you keep making that face, it'll freeze like that."

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Governor Lepetomane's avatar

Rather Dolores Umbridge...

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Mellie's avatar

Put a stupid pink bow on her head and she's Delores Umbridge.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Two words: prosperity theology. No room there for your wussy old commie Jesus.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Why they want ignorance is simple. An ignorant populace, trained only to perform a limited amount of servile positions, is unlikely to rise up in revolt against them - or so they hope.

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I got a rhyme that comes in a riddle..

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gratuitous's avatar

Ah, local control! But if your school board decides to close the door to military recruiters, kiss your federal education dollars good-bye. There are limits, and unfettered military access to high schoolers is one such.

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