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shocktreatment's avatar

"Use your magic finger to hit the magic "rewind" button... "

My Magic Finger is pretty damn busy, but

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babsMD's avatar

I still think he's pretty to look at. But clearly he's a bad man. So, Bye-Bye!!

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RickK's avatar

Also too, a march

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

The er, rubber swan, is mine.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Such a contrast to TFG and his paid liars - now people are actually happy to be in the room.

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Jeff's avatar

Smart and attractive. Shallow? I'm a man, whatta ya expect?

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calliecallie's avatar

I was one of those. Because I am typically a terrible judge of male talent, I should have seen his downfall coming.

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J. Gerbil's avatar

He got 2.5 years.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Can I give you a piece of advice about men? Never crush on the guy everyone else crushes on. Crush on the guy who talks to the woman no one else at the party wants to talk to, so she’s not lonely. You’ll never go wrong.

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puredog's avatar

Does she ever wear patterns? I seem to think I've only seen her in solid colors.

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whatwhomever's avatar

Is that the Lorax who speaks for the wars instead of the trees?

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mole child of cluelessness's avatar

She's too partisan to take fashion tips from ole smoke eye

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SterWonk's avatar

Two cups of heavy cream and four cups of half-and-half!

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