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I'm a little late to get back to this, and must confess to having no proper comprehension of Greek, but I was quite amazed when I ran it through google translate (even though the last word was a pretty broad hint).

I conclude that there are people at Google who are doing the same thing that I assume is happening at the Siri department of Apple: out-guessing their customers.

I mean, turning "Κέιτι" into "Katie" didn't happen by accident.

Actually, I could also believe an expert system, but somebody still has to instruct it.

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I'm beginning to agree with some of the Taliban's ideas after this.

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So, "Fifty Shades of Naked" is a sequel?

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wait. there are swine and wine and unauthorized coupling with circe. which particular insult are we going for here?

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Or, as she put it, "passing the ball."

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No, I can't do it.

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I was going to say the Kardashians is a show about how NOT to act, but sadly the family apparently just keeps getting rewarded for their stupidity instead of ever having their lives come crashing down around them. Even something as mind-numbingly stupid as marrying someone you barely know has the end result of even more fame and money.

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I think she sold it once she realized that a what temperature Alaska calls summer, Arizona calls winter. And what Arizona calls summer, Alaska calls OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS SO FUCKING HOT!!!

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We should definitely sue.

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<i>There was “Dancing With the Stars” to compete in and the covers of magazines to appear on and a memoir to publish (<b>which the young Palin claims was a bestseller; 15,000 copies sold so far, according to Nielsen BookScan</b>) about the struggles of a young, single mom. </i>

Awww, snap!

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Corey in the Court House.

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<a href="http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/9Q6HD.gif" target="_blank">Never forget.</a>

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Good thing, because it would be a tough call if you had to pick one.

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... so they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverleeeee.

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I bet $10,000 that the audience is mostly Repuglican.

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Just knowing that this trash exists is almost as soul-crushing as watching it would be. How fucking empty does your mind have to be, for this worthless dreck to engage it?

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