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eddi_TBH's avatar

A rather unique way to deal with an attack ad. Maybe the lawsuit is frivolous, but the publicity is free.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Repeats "American Dream" four times. Dead twice. In trouble twice. Bring it back twice. He is reciting poetry not making speeches.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If he goes independent in a hissy fit, it dooms the GOP, at least at the Presidential level. I don't think he has the patience, as Ross Perot did not, to actually create a realistic third party that operates on the local, state, or congressional levels, though.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Believe it or not, there is a specific article in the Uniform Code of Military Justice about dueling.

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Bren's avatar

You can use this for so many candidates over the next year and a bit. And hopefully you will. I metaphorically fap at the thought of one of my posts going viral. https://youtu.be/_zgn6nmgpwc

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handyhippie65's avatar

trump will need the selective service for the army of lawyers he will need to sue everyone who says not nice, mean things to his YOOOOGEness.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

OMG THE ACTUAL MALICE IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE ASSFACE

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Shadow Catcher's avatar

Do you know who else threatened anyone who disagreed with them?

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Staid Winnow πŸ”ŽπŸ‘½πŸ”'s avatar

James Woods? Nick Searcy? IS IT NICK SEARCY?

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drbloor's avatar

Vol. 13, Ch 7. Pg 19: Gentlemen! There's no fighting in the war room!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

When this campaign collapses, he can always go back to TV in his own sitcom, "Leave it to Peever."

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

At least his comb is toothsome.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Colbert last night at the end of his Trump interview: β€œI’m not going to say this stuff writes itself, but you certainly do deliver it on time every day,”

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fuflans's avatar

the donald wears more make up than a kardashian.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

So now Trump's worried about lies? Has he listened to any Republicans lately?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Colbert is <3

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