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A rather unique way to deal with an attack ad. Maybe the lawsuit is frivolous, but the publicity is free.

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Repeats "American Dream" four times. Dead twice. In trouble twice. Bring it back twice. He is reciting poetry not making speeches.

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If he goes independent in a hissy fit, it dooms the GOP, at least at the Presidential level. I don't think he has the patience, as Ross Perot did not, to actually create a realistic third party that operates on the local, state, or congressional levels, though.

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Believe it or not, there is a specific article in the Uniform Code of Military Justice about dueling.

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You can use this for so many candidates over the next year and a bit. And hopefully you will. I metaphorically fap at the thought of one of my posts going viral. https://youtu.be/_zgn6nmgpwc

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trump will need the selective service for the army of lawyers he will need to sue everyone who says not nice, mean things to his YOOOOGEness.

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OMG THE ACTUAL MALICE IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE ASSFACE

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Do you know who else threatened anyone who disagreed with them?

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James Woods? Nick Searcy? IS IT NICK SEARCY?

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Vol. 13, Ch 7. Pg 19: Gentlemen! There's no fighting in the war room!

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When this campaign collapses, he can always go back to TV in his own sitcom, "Leave it to Peever."

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At least his comb is toothsome.

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Colbert last night at the end of his Trump interview: “I’m not going to say this stuff writes itself, but you certainly do deliver it on time every day,”

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the donald wears more make up than a kardashian.

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So now Trump's worried about lies? Has he listened to any Republicans lately?

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Colbert is <3

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