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Fred's avatar

i remember wen my parents disagreed about who to vote for. this is NOT A 'my vote cancels out yours' thing. i wish people would get that.

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Parakeetist's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d07T4BJuKLg

Henlo, here is a live feed of some birbs eatin' things.

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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

I saw the dress Mrs Ford was wearing at the Smithsonian and she was a TEENY TINY WOMAN!

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Wowdad's avatar

Wait, I need an angel food cake to make this cake? And how many Valium? This recipe seems off.

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Fred's avatar

i LOVE angel food cake. especially the part where you put it upside down to cool.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

My boobs are good so off for my COVID boosters I go. A reminder to all if you are going to get your annual boob squish get your booster after or wait two months after your COVID booster to get your boobs annually inspected.

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UVB-76's avatar

Beware of self-described boob inspectors. At least ask to see a card or something.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"...9 x 9, so it should look like a square". This was the most helpful bit for me. Thanks!

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Wowdad's avatar

I don't like having their orthogonal coordinates forced on me.

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BigBoppa AKA Masto♾️Don's avatar

My wife was born in Grand Rapids, MI and they lived across the street from the Fords. Her older sister used to babysit for young Jack, probably when he was just a bit older than he is in the photo above. She said they were always very nice to her but she never mentioned the chocolate cake.

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RRJKR's avatar

The objective of the MAGA agenda is obvious. Undo all of the social advances made over the past 70 years and return American society to 1920 standards. All aboard the Trump Train! We're on our way back! Amen and Hallelujah!

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oscarphile's avatar

And the 1930s economy

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RRJKR's avatar

If you look at a map, it's fairly obvious that Gaza is prime coastal real estate. Ripe for the construction of resort hotels by Kush and Fat Donnie. Now get those fukkin' people out of there, Bibi. If you have to kill most of them, so what. We're makin' some money!!

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paperlesstiger's avatar

With a stunning view of the new offshore oil and gas rigs.

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RRJKR's avatar

Vladimir Putin became involved in politics for one reason, to rebuild the USSR. Regaining Ukraine is the first and most important step. Having grown up in the shadow of the Cold War, I get it, and the danger of a reunited USSR. Young people just don't get it.. One young MAGA dude tried to explain to me that Ukraine was always part of Russia anyway. My objections were simply swept away as "you're as senile as Joe Biden, and as stupid as that ni@@er bitch (Harris)" Trump plans to hand over Ukraine. "it's none of our concern!! We need to focus on domestic affairs, let Putin do whatever the Hell he wants" With the aid of DJT, Putin will realize his dream of rebuilding the USSR. However, the Trump family will get Hotels and Golf resorts in return

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Vladimir Putin: "Anyone who doesn't regret the passing of the Soviet Union has no heart. Anyone who wants it restored has no brains."

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RRJKR's avatar

Putin wants it restored on a grander level

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gallbladder's avatar

[looks at picture of the Fords and asks] "Mom, who are those people?"

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Well I feel attacked.

Although I think there were several cocktails left out of the instructions.

Also, apropos of nothing in particular, except maybe trying to find joy where you can.

One of the things I like about working at a small company, is that when I ask if we can have caffeinated coffee pods and whole milk, we get caffeinated coffee pods and whole milk.

It's not much, but it's nice when it happens.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

KILL ME NOW

My Uber driver is listening to KPFK, and they are playing an audio book written by some apparatchick to Bernie Sanders describing the 2020 election.

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UVB-76's avatar

Ask him to turn it off and threaten to complain if he blows you any shit.

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InMyRoom's avatar

Hope it's a short ride.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I'm find myself more firmly believing that we all need to carry cyanide capsules so that we can swiftly snuff it if we're ever forced to contend with such unspeakable torture.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

We were in Florida (!) right after the election, and we had to listen during an Uber drive to some talk radio assholes blathering on about how immoral it was to not have Thanksgiving dinner with your Trump-voting relatives. The ride was blessedly brief.

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oscarphile's avatar

The relatives who voted for the guy affiliated with, supported by, beholden to, and who will do nothing to stop people who don't want you to exist? Those relatives?

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

The ones I cut off completely.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

MAGA folk looked at the election as “just an election”. They don’t understand that it was a test of morals and intelligence. They’re genuinely surprised that people are judging them.

https://bsky.app/profile/adamparkhomenko.bsky.social/post/3lbwx5wnjb22y

“My three daughters all voted for Harris in Oregon, a state that gave all its Electoral College votes to Harris. Two of them have now stopped speaking to me (and one is boycotting Thanksgiving) because I voted Trump. I did not tell them how to vote, nor 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚. I 𝐥𝐞𝐭 them vote how they wish. It sucks that 𝐈 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐲, 𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐫, merely because they believe my one vote harmed them or their rights in some way. 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫.”

He ”let them vote”. Mighty nice of him. I bet his ungrateful daughters didn’t even ask him for permission!

How dare there be consequences!

I’m sure posting a public comment saying his daughters were misled by propaganda, are childish & rude, and are suffering from a mental disorder will help rebuild his relationship with his daughters.

The condensation and arrogance is just dripping off him.

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TurkeySandwich's avatar

The election was about morals, and compassion, and decency and preserving our democracy. The Trump voter is either tragically stupid, selfish, self destructive, callous, or all 4. Being an asshole isn't illegal but it does have consequences.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Your vote is an expression of morality too, and you failed there big guy. Glad his daughters are judging him.

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oscarphile's avatar

Maybe your daughters are upset that you chose as leaders people who would be indifferent to -- or who are ACTIVELY TRYING TO CAUSE -- their deaths.

Which means you also in a way are indifferent to their deaths.

Maybe that's what's bugging them.

Ya think?

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ShrillKitty's avatar

It really is astonishing. He gives not one thought to the feelings and concerns of his own children. Not a moment of asking, how do my choices threaten my own kids? Not a moment of reflection, regret, or horror that his children see that to be true and see his disdain at the thought that he is choosing to hurt them. Not a second's concern for how he impacts their lives or what HIS actions tell THEM about what he thinks of them or whether he values them. His one thought is how mad he is that they're holding him accountable.

Well, guess what? Sounds like your kids have decided you contribute nothing of value to their lives and they don't need you.

Welcome to Finding The Fuck Out.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

As Fukui said this morning: "I let them vote how they wish."

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

Exactly backwards. A fool that understands nothing.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm disappointed only one is boycotting.

Maybe the others will turn up and ruin thanksgiving for him.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

"Hi, Dad, here's my new GIRLFRIEND, fuck you!"

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ShrillKitty's avatar

"I'm thankful for the people here who aren't complete choads"

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

"And may god teach the choads the error of their ways, or at least forgive me when I do it."

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ShrillKitty's avatar

| merely because they believe my one vote harmed them or their rights in some way

How dare my kids get mad just because they think I'm actively trying to harm them and cause them suffering and pain!

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

It's just a few rights, how bad could it be?

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

"look, anyone _might_ die, is it really any worse if that might be because you are denied routine healthcare because I'm scared of brown people?"

"Blame is such an _ugly_ word."

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Tammy Scumbag's avatar

Brown people, women, and especially brown women.

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tek's avatar

Yet another person who needs to fuck off way over there...

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GiggleSnort's avatar

Even some Republicans are reportedly "horrified" by Trump's plans to name Seb Gorka to a national security post (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/27/trump-national-security-gorka). Reminder: last time around, he was fired by John Kelly after failing to obtain a security clearance. I am assuming no such impediment exists now, because Trump is all for skipping right past the vetting.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Saw something earlier that someone posted suggesting that Biden and the Senate should proceed with background checks on Trump's appointees since Trump isn't inclined to do so.

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WannabeWonk's avatar

Background checks are to see if somone may be suceptible to blackmail. Hell, now that grift/graft is out in the open, blackmail is passè

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Yeah. Sure. I believe the “Trump Team.” Smell like Kristallnacht.

BREAKING: Trump Team Says Several Cabinet Nominees Have Been Targeted Over the Last 24 Hours With Bomb Threats and Swatting

https://www.mediaite.com/trump/breaking-trump-team-says-several-cabinet-nominees-have-been-targeted-over-the-last-24-hours-with-bomb-threats-and-swatting/

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Schmannity's avatar

Tell Gen. Flynn to cut it out.

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

Kristallnacht is exactly what this is setting up. Which will surprise no-one. I assume they already have the list of targets ready.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Well, if 2024 is anything to go by they need to start by arresting young male Trump supporters.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

An assembly of traitorous degenerates issuing threats.

It's going to be a singularly fucked up four years.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

Hoist by their own petards. Oh well.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

False flag!!11!11!111!11

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