Professional Bible-humper Pat Robertson -- who uses his teevee show The 700 Club to golden shower the faithful with handy advice like how to avoid icky adopted children cooties and how to get the Satan out of your Goodwill sweaters -- has some new tips for clean living:
CBN total ministry support and revenues, 2012: <a href="http:\/\/www.cbn.com\/about\/annualReports\/index12.aspx" target="_blank">$487,221,000</a>
The competition must be cutting into his share of the <a href="http:\/\/www.businesspundit.com\/15-religious-swindles-that-shame-the-holy-name\/" target="_blank">$27 billion god-fraud industry</a>.
Brings back fond memories of Rev. Ike, the master of the Watch Out for Scammers scam. Still going strong, 4 years after his death: <a href="http://www.revike.org/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.revike.org/">http://www.revike.org/</a>
&quot;Watch out for evil shitmonsters lying your nation into unwinnable decades-long wars!&quot;
sagely warned Dick Cheney.
&quot;Don&#039;t listen to the treacherous, Koch-gobbling Tea Party politicians!&quot; exhorted Scott Walker.
Estimated prophet
This is like Orson Wells telling people not to buy shitty wine.
This man is still alive because he sold his soul to the devil for eternal elderlyness... It&#039;s the only possible explanation.
I guess the &quot;religious garb&quot; is the important qualifier here, &#039;cause Pat wears suits.
CBN total ministry support and revenues, 2012: <a href="http:\/\/www.cbn.com\/about\/annualReports\/index12.aspx" target="_blank">$487,221,000</a>
The competition must be cutting into his share of the <a href="http:\/\/www.businesspundit.com\/15-religious-swindles-that-shame-the-holy-name\/" target="_blank">$27 billion god-fraud industry</a>.
Pat Robertson probably thinks Jesus threw the money changers out of the temple because they couldn&#039;t break a hundred.
Literally.