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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Why do you think they have 'kneelers' between the pews?

bobbert's avatar

For a certain value of "free".

bobbert's avatar

You misspelled "revulsions".

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

This story needs more Ishmaelites.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Biblical slavery: Mandatory or merely optional? Discuss amongst yourselves.

Ikimizi's avatar

These days, most Christians prefer to use the term "volunteers".

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

why didn't he just pray away teh ghey?

The Quirk's avatar

O, I imagine the penitentiary will be QUITE the educational experience for him.

The Quirk's avatar

I thought it was "Interns".

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Charming fucker, ain't he?