Cry for the poor oppressed Christians of Grundy County, Tennessee, will you please, O Wonkers? Lo, they are sore afraid, and most put upon, for an HERETIC is amongst them, using arcane magicks (the Constitution of the United States) and consorting with Devilish Forces (the Freedom From Religion Foundation) to withhold from the public schools the Word Of God! Which is to say, some old evangelist fart calling himself
Well, "My father is a Hare Krishna" might also be correct, but if "my father is Christian" and "my father is a Christian" are both considered correct...
They could also create Satanist Man, or Satanist Woman, or just put a person in a devil costume to counter Bible Man, and claim that he/she is their faith's superhero.
And on more than one occasion, dinner was a perfectly fine time for my dad to talk about his work... as a gastroenterologist. Needless to say, it now takes a good deal to squick me out. :-P
You can try to keep up with Tennessee, other Bible Belt states, but you will fail. The fact that the Scopes Monkey Trial was held in Tennessee is not a coincidence.
kHERETIC, obviously.
Gah.
First we'd need someone suicidal brave enough to be Koran Man in Grundy County.
Some guy who was uncomfortable with the idea that the Church was the Bride of Christ.
This assumes that there is produce other than celery, carrots and potatoes in the W-D produce department. In Grundy County.
Well, "My father is a Hare Krishna" might also be correct, but if "my father is Christian" and "my father is a Christian" are both considered correct...
Hey, no grammar lessons during dinner!
You mean like actual Christianity?
And he was an emo vampire with nice hair?
Some guy who thinks David Barton is a good "historian," I guess.
They could also create Satanist Man, or Satanist Woman, or just put a person in a devil costume to counter Bible Man, and claim that he/she is their faith's superhero.
Maybe it's my medicine, but the bottom of that DVD cover looked like it said "Obamatic Adventure" at first glance.
Any time is the right time for grammar lessons!
And on more than one occasion, dinner was a perfectly fine time for my dad to talk about his work... as a gastroenterologist. Needless to say, it now takes a good deal to squick me out. :-P
Seconded.
You can try to keep up with Tennessee, other Bible Belt states, but you will fail. The fact that the Scopes Monkey Trial was held in Tennessee is not a coincidence.
Gah, stupid fuckin' me. I"m always doin' that...