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bobbert's avatar

kHERETIC, obviously.

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bobbert's avatar

Gah.

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bobbert's avatar

First we'd need someone suicidal brave enough to be Koran Man in Grundy County.

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bobbert's avatar

Some guy who was uncomfortable with the idea that the Church was the Bride of Christ.

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bobbert's avatar

This assumes that there is produce other than celery, carrots and potatoes in the W-D produce department. In Grundy County.

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SterWonk's avatar

Well, "My father is a Hare Krishna" might also be correct, but if "my father is Christian" and "my father is a Christian" are both considered correct...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Hey, no grammar lessons during dinner!

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

You mean like actual Christianity?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

And he was an emo vampire with nice hair?

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Some guy who thinks David Barton is a good "historian," I guess.

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

They could also create Satanist Man, or Satanist Woman, or just put a person in a devil costume to counter Bible Man, and claim that he/she is their faith's superhero.

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riledupone's avatar

Maybe it's my medicine, but the bottom of that DVD cover looked like it said "Obamatic Adventure" at first glance.

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SterWonk's avatar

Any time is the right time for grammar lessons!

And on more than one occasion, dinner was a perfectly fine time for my dad to talk about his work... as a gastroenterologist. Needless to say, it now takes a good deal to squick me out. :-P

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Lazy Media's avatar

You can try to keep up with Tennessee, other Bible Belt states, but you will fail. The fact that the Scopes Monkey Trial was held in Tennessee is not a coincidence.

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Brother Yam AKA Chet Bigly's avatar

Gah, stupid fuckin' me. I"m always doin' that...

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