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kHERETIC, obviously.

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Gah.

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First we'd need someone suicidal brave enough to be Koran Man in Grundy County.

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Some guy who was uncomfortable with the idea that the Church was the Bride of Christ.

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This assumes that there is produce other than celery, carrots and potatoes in the W-D produce department. In Grundy County.

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Well, "My father is a Hare Krishna" might also be correct, but if "my father is Christian" and "my father is a Christian" are both considered correct...

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Hey, no grammar lessons during dinner!

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You mean like actual Christianity?

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And he was an emo vampire with nice hair?

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Some guy who thinks David Barton is a good "historian," I guess.

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They could also create Satanist Man, or Satanist Woman, or just put a person in a devil costume to counter Bible Man, and claim that he/she is their faith's superhero.

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Maybe it's my medicine, but the bottom of that DVD cover looked like it said "Obamatic Adventure" at first glance.

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Any time is the right time for grammar lessons!

And on more than one occasion, dinner was a perfectly fine time for my dad to talk about his work... as a gastroenterologist. Needless to say, it now takes a good deal to squick me out. :-P

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You can try to keep up with Tennessee, other Bible Belt states, but you will fail. The fact that the Scopes Monkey Trial was held in Tennessee is not a coincidence.

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Gah, stupid fuckin' me. I"m always doin' that...

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