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Tackypenis is exactly the kind of attorney TFG always hires. Supremely tacky.

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I just now realized they were sisters.

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Sure, I sold Sylvania a code and two pairs of plans.

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GOJO!

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Well, the interstates don't cross the oceans, last I checked ...

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When I was a high-altitude air traffic controller fifty years ago it was so obvious to me that rush hours were caused by airlines all wanting to depart around the same time, to "be competitive." I quit after three years although I also knew that the stress would kill me and I wouldn't have stayed much longer for that reason.

Air traffic controllers have always been people who know they can never make that kind of money doing anything else, so they stay and die young.

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I quit in 1995 and they still haven't replaced me.

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One of the reasons I quit AARP years ago was I was sick of Jane Bryant Quinn's constant harping "Work till you drop dead to maximize your Social Security benefits." Hard to believe people bought that shit. Probably still do.

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Let's put "Liberal" in quotes here at the dick jokes emporium, ok?

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>"The economy is kind of shit right now,"

Depends on one's vantage point. I've been retired for 13 years and my economy has never been better.

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The motive was that the victims were Jew-ish Hispanics.

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If it were that simple and easy for everyone to pull up stakes and flee, perhaps they would have already done so. Let's please stop with the surface thinking pronouncements, TYSM.

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In the Twitter text it says he got 20 years for raping his own daughter. I despise using the vague "sexual assault" phrasing for rape, especially after conviction.

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lNeither do I, so that's ok. Last time overseas was long ago.

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Their mother is in critical condition in the hospital. My heart goes out to whoever has to tell her both of her little kids were murdered.

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