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I just noticed the little puppeh at the end!! LMAO!!! Thank you!!

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Walter white was a fumigator also too, I'm just sayin'.

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He won't wait until the inauguration. He'll call victory early and cause a constitutional crisis that will end up with competing claims of state certification getting dumped on congress.

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Dear maskholes,Don't let anybody take away your right to stick your dick in a blender!Sincerely,A. Patriot

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Won't matter. At 12:01pm January 21 2021, if it is not sorted out the Speaker of the House becomes the President .

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I'm actually fine with Trump not accepting his loser results and getting physically dragged out of the White House on live TV. This is a vote motivator imo.

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Shhhhh.

Don't tell him.

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Who the fuck did his makeup

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Fumigation starts November 3, 2020.

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If it comes to that, he’ll get the bigliest ratings of his life.

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Nancy Pelosi finally sounds like she agrees with what I said in summer, 2015: the best thing for this country would be to throw a tent over the Republican convention and call Orkin to hook up the roach trucks.

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Literally the entire world will recognize Biden as president, whether or not the dotard physically leaves the WH. Joe can run things from Camp David just as easily.

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Those 2 1/2 months between Election Day and the Inauguration will be the most dangerous days. He is perfectly capable of burning it all down if he is unable to find a way out of what's waiting for him in NY. My hope is that the military has considered this and has a plan in place. But make no mistake. He will not go without force and in all likelihood, blood will be shed.Now I need puppies!!!

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Honestly, I think it is just as likely that he goes to Maralago for the watch party, loses, and gets so upset he refuses to go back for the rest of November.

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