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MeanQweenKristine's avatar

THANK YOU JOE, for this giant, glorious middle finger to all the fashy fuckers whose heads are exploding. GOOD ON YOU!

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Viole Falusche's avatar

That's a mighty fine list of mighty fine humans, but I think it'd be even better if Tom Lehrer were on it.

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Porkchop's avatar

Not for nothing, but Hillary Clinton looks great, that hair is a serve. Looking good while pissing off the Right must’ve felt nice.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Think about this: Elno could literally give nothing but the change he finds in his sofa to charity, every single day, and outspend most of these philanthropists. He could endow a charity tomorrow with a billion Ameros and it would mean literally NOTHING to his net worth or his personal lifestyle, yet would make him appear to be an actual human being with human feelings. And yet, he doesn’t. Because he can’t grasp that anything is more important than his self-aggrandizement.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Mrs. Brit Former Sailor 🦡🍄🐍 is a salty bitch, and proud of it. Keep her name out of that filthy context.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

"Goodall has devoted her life to researching, documenting and uplifting the lives of primates" My friend Maureen Agg, no longer with us alas, knew Jane Goodall when they were young and together rescued some horses who had been abandoned by a "traveller" caravan.

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Erika's avatar

I literally sobbed watching the audience leap to their feet as Hillary got her medal. I love how Biden is trolling the Always Mad Maga Weirdos in his final weeks. This was excellent.

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MeanQweenKristine's avatar

You and me both, sister. May history wipe away the mud slung on her name in the last ten plus years.

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Harry Teasley's avatar

I guess it's time to start celebrating symbolic victories again?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Anna Wintour still hates Ivanka Chump. Vanky will never get an invite to the Met Gala.

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Sherry's avatar

And you KNOW that that’s killing Ivanka.

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beb's avatar

The Right Wing echo chamber consists of people paid to be offended. The trend to saying that all liberals and Democrats should be "eliminated" (murdered) is totally unacceptable. If you can't live with liberals maybe you shouldn't be living here,

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Jewish tradition says that there are righteous souls hidden among us doing good works, too humble to believe in their inherent goodness. Chef Andres kinda fits that bill.

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Buz 13's avatar

While I won’t be mad at him if he doesn’t, I still think it would be awesome if Biden resigned a week before the Inauguration and Kamala became President. Sure it would be ceremonial and all that but can you imagine the collective freak out of the corporate media, MAGA world, all those people who can’t fathom voting for a woman and most of all, Big Orange, would have if he did that?

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coco lurks from home's avatar

And put Mike Johnson next in line? Not that he's any worse than the incoming PINO, but it would create a gigantic mess. Don't think they want to deal with the paperwork.

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Edith Prickly's avatar

Dear Triggered Cons: DIE MAD ABOUT IT.

No love, EP

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Soros needs to be more subtle, and more discreet. Like Leon.

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Jamshied Sharifi's avatar

Triggering the worst people in the world. That’s got to be a good thing.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

"There was Bono. . . . In 2004, he co-founded ONE, a nonprofit that works to end global poverty, and used his celebrity to focus on advocacy and lobbying efforts to get governments to increase their aid to the underprivileged and fight disease."

Yeah, he always wanted governments to spend money, but set up his businesses so he paid no taxes. Fuck him.

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