Last week Trump told aides he's afraid journalists will try to purposefully contract coronavirus to give it to him on Air Force One, a person close to the administration told me
That is one metric fuckbonkers of crazy even for him.
Will totally flash my wonkette citizen journalist press pass just to Follow him around with a hysterical coughing fit
Of my chums teaching internationally, none are now teaching kids in their schools. It’s all online. The uk continues as normal. Although everyone is buying bog roll as though it’s going out of fashion. Bog roll and hand sanitiser.
If I were in DC now, I would for once hang around the WH, hoping to catch him on the way to Marine One. I'm sure I don't have coronavirus but I have been coughing since Christmas, sometimes to the point where I almost lose my breath. (Yes, I am going to urgent care tomorrow).I would risk never recovering from the extreme nausea I would suffer from being near him, it would be worth it to scare the bejesus out of him.
“ Donald is a famous germaphobe. He hates it if someone is eating nachos and dips a chip back in after taking a bite. He calls them 'double dippers,'" a prominent Republican said”
Uhh, that’s what everyone calls them, double dipshit.
Last week Trump told aides he's afraid journalists will try to purposefully contract coronavirus to give it to him on Air Force One, a person close to the administration told me
That is one metric fuckbonkers of crazy even for him.
Will totally flash my wonkette citizen journalist press pass just to Follow him around with a hysterical coughing fit
On this issue, I am in complete agreement with Old Handsome Joe.
Of my chums teaching internationally, none are now teaching kids in their schools. It’s all online. The uk continues as normal. Although everyone is buying bog roll as though it’s going out of fashion. Bog roll and hand sanitiser.
THE VIRUS is a hoax. All those people on cruise ships are crisis actors. Remember, you read it on the internet!
This is not the fake virus you are looking for.
#trumpaphobia#trumpslump#trumpvirus
If I were in DC now, I would for once hang around the WH, hoping to catch him on the way to Marine One. I'm sure I don't have coronavirus but I have been coughing since Christmas, sometimes to the point where I almost lose my breath. (Yes, I am going to urgent care tomorrow).I would risk never recovering from the extreme nausea I would suffer from being near him, it would be worth it to scare the bejesus out of him.
#Ivankabola
The Deep Derp
The only viruses Trump should be worried about are the ones congregating in his pants. He's a noted stank ho and notorious raw dogger, so who knows?
Tick-tockhttps://twitter.com/MollyJo...https://twitter.com/EamonJa...also maybe a little karmahttps://twitter.com/Amy_Sis...
Or not!
Catchy...so to speak.
I hope that I don't either ; )
Is bog roll... toilet paper?
I have been recommending to our MAGA brethern that since the virus is a hoax they can continue to lick the escalator bannisters at the mall.
“ Donald is a famous germaphobe. He hates it if someone is eating nachos and dips a chip back in after taking a bite. He calls them 'double dippers,'" a prominent Republican said”
Uhh, that’s what everyone calls them, double dipshit.