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They some Old <strike> School </strike> Testament Mother Fuckers.

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Such a shame that Harry Whittington survived, Dick thought he'd make a wonderful light summer mansuit out of him.

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Half wrong; like all things he's done so far, he teaches it over the phone.

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...or the twentieth, for that matter, at least not in First or Second World.

Come to think of it, missionary schools explain a lot about how successful Imperialism was in the nineteenth century.

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I read that as "a Bible and an Archie comic book," which I think also works.

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Putin on the Ritz?

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Hebrew, for the Older bits.

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in the beginning was the Word. It was on God's Word of the Day calendar and it was good

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"In the long haul, evolution “won,” having the advantage of being scientific reality."

Don't try to tell that to Dr. Ben Carson! He's not buying what you're selling!

William Jenning Bryan spent his final years standing on a raft floating in a small artificial pond in Coral Gables, Florida, selling building lots. I lived down the street from it while going to the U of Miami, and I would often stop and read the plaque.

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My favorite thing about creationism? The tacit consent of incest.

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Fix It Again, Tony!

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<i>a fundamentalist Christian school that does not teach evolution.</i>

I notice that they also have a <a href="http:\/\/www.bryan.edu\/majors" target="_blank">Creative Writing</a> major or program. Doesn't "Creative Writing" violate one of them there Commandments? I'm trying to think of the one.....

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Better known by the acronym SACS-COC

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God's Bullies.

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Arizona State for evs!!!!!!!!!!

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