Ha ha ha, don't know how we missed this earlier in the week, but athriller novelistnamed Brad Thor has been publishing major major national security Scoops at Andrew Breitbart's Big Government joke blog: "Late this afternoon Lt. Colonel Oliver North confirmed that Taliban leader and Osama bin Laden ally, Mullah Mohammed Omar has been captured. The exclusive news of Omar’s capture was broken by Big Government Monday evening." Oh my god. "According to Colonel North, Omar was picked up in Karachi on March 27th by the Pakistani Inter-Services Intelligence Directorate (ISI) who placed him under house arrest in what they call 'community care.'" Sure, why not. Oliver North confirms to the trade paperback novelist at Andrew Breitbart's joke blog that Mullah Omar was captured a month and a half ago. Hmm... looking for possible holes here... eh, we give up. Fucking most valid scoop in history.