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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Conservatives are often surprised to find out that they have to obey laws that they thought were written with "other" people in mind.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The state has a C-5M on order, so airlifting should be possible pretty soon.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And those <a href="http:\/\/www.funkandflash.com\/productimage.php\?product_id=111&amp\;current_image=3" target="_blank">goldfish-heeled shoes?</a>

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=BWNQTqMkezc" target="_blank">Antonio Fargas</a> is on line 2.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Zombie James Madison is really pissed at these fuckers. Just sayin', in case any of 'em end up mauled in an alley somewhere.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They are indeed having a Mystery Guest, who's getting some prime podium time, right before Rubio and the Mittster. Speculation is rife, with some <a href="http:\/\/dailycaller.com\/2012\/08\/28\/thedcs-jamie-weinstein-top-5-possibilities-for-the-rncs-mystery-speaker\/" target="_blank">hilariously lame options</a> being seen as somehow palatable. Clint Eastwood, anybody? How about Tim Tebow? The list of speakers who would excite the teatards, and simultaneously impress moderate undecided voters, is awfully short ... in fact, it's empty.

Chris Grrr's avatar

((golf clap))

Curiosity also has a liberal bias.

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You do that with the wrong dogs and they'll hang themselves on bumpers or bench legs or lampposts or mooring posts or traffic signposts. Just sayin'.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Fook, I'm in a right-to-work state, they don't permit that wit stuff in here.

SullivanSt's avatar

"Unforeseen circumstances" like a sentence handed down what, three years ago?

Slow to catch on, these guys, aren't they?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Did she really say "investigation activities"?

Along the lines of Ollie North obeying the spirit rather than the letter of the law, back in the 20th C... ??

Chris Grrr's avatar

The James Madison Institute doesn't seem to know when the government's doing them a favor.