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Conservatives are often surprised to find out that they have to obey laws that they thought were written with "other" people in mind.

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The state has a C-5M on order, so airlifting should be possible pretty soon.

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And those <a href="http:\/\/www.funkandflash.com\/productimage.php\?product_id=111&amp\;current_image=3" target="_blank">goldfish-heeled shoes?</a>

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=BWNQTqMkezc" target="_blank">Antonio Fargas</a> is on line 2.

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They are if you're a Republican.

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Zombie James Madison is really pissed at these fuckers. Just sayin', in case any of 'em end up mauled in an alley somewhere.

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They are indeed having a Mystery Guest, who's getting some prime podium time, right before Rubio and the Mittster. Speculation is rife, with some <a href="http:\/\/dailycaller.com\/2012\/08\/28\/thedcs-jamie-weinstein-top-5-possibilities-for-the-rncs-mystery-speaker\/" target="_blank">hilariously lame options</a> being seen as somehow palatable. Clint Eastwood, anybody? How about Tim Tebow? The list of speakers who would excite the teatards, and simultaneously impress moderate undecided voters, is awfully short ... in fact, it's empty.

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And the 'bation, too.

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((golf clap))

Curiosity also has a liberal bias.

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You do that with the wrong dogs and they'll hang themselves on bumpers or bench legs or lampposts or mooring posts or traffic signposts. Just sayin'.

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Fook, I'm in a right-to-work state, they don't permit that wit stuff in here.

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"Unforeseen circumstances" like a sentence handed down what, three years ago?

Slow to catch on, these guys, aren't they?

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Did she really say "investigation activities"?

Along the lines of Ollie North obeying the spirit rather than the letter of the law, back in the 20th C... ??

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The James Madison Institute doesn't seem to know when the government's doing them a favor.

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