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Lefty Mark's avatar

Bah, Chicago. it's all your fault. If you had ready through your entire insurance policy, surely you would have come across <strike> Agenda </strike> Section 21.

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Water dissolves it, and water removes it. There's water at the bottom of the <strike> storm drain </strike> <strike> cellar </strike> <strike> kitchen </strike> attic.

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call me anytime.

~ blondie

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Lefty Mark's avatar

It looks more like the one out in Lake Michigan.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

That was your boss on the phone. He said to get Jurassic here now!

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"Oh, did you mean <i>that</i> climate?"

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artem1s's avatar

get that suggestion to Rahm, stat!

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artem1s's avatar

gonna be interesting to see the CIA try and waterboard that terrorist suspect.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If climate change affects their bottom line, they will take action ... asking for taxpayer bailouts.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

He wants us to buy both vowels and fossil fuels.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Water comes down. Water ends up everywhere. You can't explain that.

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schmannity's avatar

In other lawsuit news, Prudential and New York Life sought relief on women's life insurance claims due to the War Exclusion.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"please pay Farmers all the moneez, Chicago, to offset the damage awards Farmers will need to pay out."

Insurance company? Pay out? Oh, it is to laugh...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Pat Sajak is a climate-change denier?!!

Looks like Pat bought a bowel from the Kochs.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

One million sold? How old is that photo???????

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Insurance company lawyers are effectively on the payroll, so they can make your life miserable at no extra cost.

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