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Bah, Chicago. it's all your fault. If you had ready through your entire insurance policy, surely you would have come across <strike> Agenda </strike> Section 21.

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Water dissolves it, and water removes it. There's water at the bottom of the <strike> storm drain </strike> <strike> cellar </strike> <strike> kitchen </strike> attic.

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call me anytime.

~ blondie

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It looks more like the one out in Lake Michigan.

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That was your boss on the phone. He said to get Jurassic here now!

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"Oh, did you mean <i>that</i> climate?"

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get that suggestion to Rahm, stat!

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gonna be interesting to see the CIA try and waterboard that terrorist suspect.

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If climate change affects their bottom line, they will take action ... asking for taxpayer bailouts.

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He wants us to buy both vowels and fossil fuels.

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Water comes down. Water ends up everywhere. You can't explain that.

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In other lawsuit news, Prudential and New York Life sought relief on women's life insurance claims due to the War Exclusion.

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"please pay Farmers all the moneez, Chicago, to offset the damage awards Farmers will need to pay out."

Insurance company? Pay out? Oh, it is to laugh...

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Pat Sajak is a climate-change denier?!!

Looks like Pat bought a bowel from the Kochs.

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One million sold? How old is that photo???????

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Insurance company lawyers are effectively on the payroll, so they can make your life miserable at no extra cost.

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