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'Big John' Cornyn Says Minnesota Senate Seat Could Be Vacant For 'Years'
Homosexual cowboy John Cornyn, head of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, says that everyone's favorite November 2008 election between Norm Coleman and Al Franken could take "years" to resolve if he and his friends just want act like assholes. Apparently once Coleman's challenge is rejected in state courts, there is another level called "federal courts." So in a few years Coleman could get a hearing date at the Supreme Court only to be beheaded by specially scarlet-robed crank John Paul Stevens.
Everyone hurl feces at John Cornyn!
Texas Sen. John Cornyn is threatening “World War III” if Democrats try to seat Al Franken in the Senate before Norm Coleman can pursue his case through the federal courts.
Cornyn, the chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, acknowledges that a federal challenge to November’s elections could take “years” to resolve. But he’s adamant that Coleman deserves that chance — even if it means Minnesota is short a senator for the duration.
"Fuck do I care about Minnesota?" Cornyn added.