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phoenix00's avatar

Because Putin says so.

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And swamp drainings.

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Has Mooch actually seen his newborn kid yet? Crom knows I bet....

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There's always Just For Men....

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Still. The. Fucking. Best.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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rg9rts's avatar

how many loons follow these imbeciles?

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it is a democratic city after all

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and wedgied

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

No, they're Horse Apples, and they're in her hands, not her cheeks

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Something, something, snack food terrorism, something. Dude, if the worst thing in your life is having someone snap a photo of you holding a box of salt wafers, you need to move to a BioDome at the Bottom of the Marianas Trench https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Or projectile vomiting

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Do not mock the elite warriors of the Iowa State Militia Force Recon Marines https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Sure, just keep your hands were https://uploads.disquscdn.c... the microwave can see them

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

When will this white-on-white crime wave end?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

She'd be the Diversity Hire they're always claiming is an actual thing that exists.

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