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phoenix00's avatar

Because Putin says so.

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And swamp drainings.

phoenix00's avatar

Has Mooch actually seen his newborn kid yet? Crom knows I bet....

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There's always Just For Men....

rg9rts's avatar

how many loons follow these imbeciles?

rg9rts's avatar

it is a democratic city after all

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

No, they're Horse Apples, and they're in her hands, not her cheeks

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Something, something, snack food terrorism, something. Dude, if the worst thing in your life is having someone snap a photo of you holding a box of salt wafers, you need to move to a BioDome at the Bottom of the Marianas Trench https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Do not mock the elite warriors of the Iowa State Militia Force Recon Marines https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Sure, just keep your hands were https://uploads.disquscdn.c... the microwave can see them

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

When will this white-on-white crime wave end?

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

She'd be the Diversity Hire they're always claiming is an actual thing that exists.