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i bet he had talked like a grown up to ms pelosi first to coordinate this too

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Or even know what they are.

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And that was his hill to die on? Meh…

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Holy fuck balls. But Big Bird is propaganda, *lolsob*

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* McSwarmy wants a skit about him on SNL this week.* He needed to express his anger issues about being forced to eat baby carrots as a child.* He wants the Quarter Pounder added to McDonalds $1 menu.* He feels deprived because his mommy never sent him to preschool.* He was declaring his secret desire for Nancy P in code. 🥰

Actually, he was speaking in Q-code much of the time.

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I thought it was when he said "If I sound angry, I am!" and they went "Awwww...."

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Oblig: I never thought they'd eat MY face!

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Shit, they may have started already!

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Gotta love AOC. Her comment on McCarthy

“I think he wanted to say he did it longer than Nancy Pelosi,” Ms. Ocasio-Cortez said on Friday. “But if he wanted to outdo her, he should’ve done it in stilettos.”

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Right after another “Infrastructure Week.” : )

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Is Friday. Put some booze in that coffee.

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One and a half. Manchin has stated his objections, and has shown a willingness to work them out. Who the heck knows what Sinema is thinking - or even if she is thinking.

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She was thinking she hadn't gotten to bask in the sun about how very indebted everyone was to her for the bipartisan infrastructure bill, so Joe let her grandstand at the signing ceremony. Let's hope that was enough.

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that was good too... lol

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There's a scene at the end of 1776 (completely ahistorical, but good for drama) where the vote for independence comes down to a single delegate. He eventually votes in favor, because he said he didn't want to go down in history as the person who shot down the whole thing.

If the ding-a-ling from Arizona holds the BBB up in the Senate, we had better be damned sure to pin the failure on her and her alone, through all eternity.

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DeJoy-less be GONE!

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