Big Sale On Jet Packs This Holiday Season
The dangerous terrorist mastermind Saleh Ahmed Hamdan, who committed the brilliant Islamofascist feat of driving Osama bin Laden around in a car, has been sent back to Yemen after spending seven years in US custody. [ UPI ]
The whole developed world faces a horrible prolonged recession, so at least we Americans aren't in this alone! [ International Herald Tribune ]
Where might Barack Obama aim the full force of his massive (stimulus) package? Perhaps at building roads and bridges. [ Bloomberg ]
Today the Treasury will unveil a modest little program to help ease the crunch on consumer lending so people can continue to enjoy credit cards, car loans, and student loans. [ AP ]
Oh huzzah all you holiday-travel procrastinators out there: our craptastic economy means cheap last-minute airfares. [ Washington Post ]
HOLY CRAP JET PACK!!! [ Denver Post ]