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It's hard playing the victim when you've rigged the game in your favor, but dammit, they're doing the best job they know how.

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God, you're not even interesting.

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SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Or you could do something else.

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Such a good mommy!!

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Because that would make men keep their pants zipped? I'm skeptical.

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Are you the Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh?

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Her husband runs The Federalist, IIRC.

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Two, please.

Wait. Better make that fourteen. I'm feeling like I need the advanced starterkit version.

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Note to Mollie Hemingway: Christine Blasey Ford could show up black-out drunk to a frat party, wearing a bikini, with a lubed-up dildo in each hand, and that STILL doesn't make it OK to try to rape her. But you're a woman, and I thought you would have known that.

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The same amount of journalistic integrity that brought you the Seth Rich-murdered-by-Hillary story.

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His idea of "honor" as "git on her and stay on her." Amirite, Squee?

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"Why are conservatives such sore winners?"

Because, in a democracy, they have to KEEP winning, DAMMIT! WTF is up widdat?

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Christine Blasey Ford libelz. Actual legit libelz.

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Show your work. If you can rub 5 brain cells together.

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This is actual libelz, if that's any kind of a start.

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