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Spanking his monkey and then sending photos of it to young women he didn't know. But don't call it poor judgment or personal turpitude; it's now a qualifying behavior for all male politicians here in NY.

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Only the corrupt ones.

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That? Right there? Was the sound of every ex-wife in South Caroline registering Dem.

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you people have said all the funny things so i will merely note that we need more lauri apple.

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Hot Argentinian fiancee?

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"Remember Fort Sumter!" just doesn't scan right.

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I do think the Dems may have made some previous contribution.

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Wasn't he out hiking the Caucasuses?

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At least he's not a witch against masturbation.

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My goodness, a politician is part of a political party? The horror! The horror!

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The one where the place <em>wasn't</em> overrun by the Mexicans, apparently.

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I see Mark Sanford would like everyone to know how totally focused he was on governing at the end of his term. So <em>totally</em> focused he went AWOL in Argentina.

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Can we just get A&E to offer Mark Sanford and Anthony Weiner a reality show?

Call it Two Dicks.

Now that the MTV redneck show is gone, there is an opening in the moronic behavior time slot.

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<i>There are always two sides to every story... </i> I'm pretty sure that every deposed dictator in history has used that line, but I guess it sounds like it should work.

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I was going to ask if the rash cleared up....

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Oh, so this is because he's a great father. You know what makes a man a REALLY great father? Not cheating on the kids' mom and then lying about it.

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