Sad sex monster Mark Sanford took out a full-page ad in the Charleston Post & Courier on Sunday just to tell America: Mark Sanford knows that "it's been a rough week." It was a confusing time, these past days, and how about this media coverage last week, right?
Spanking his monkey and then sending photos of it to young women he didn't know. But don't call it poor judgment or personal turpitude; it's now a qualifying behavior for all male politicians here in NY.
I see Mark Sanford would like everyone to know how totally focused he was on governing at the end of his term. So <em>totally</em> focused he went AWOL in Argentina.
<i>There are always two sides to every story... </i> I&#039;m pretty sure that every deposed dictator in history has used that line, but I guess it sounds like it should work.
Oh, so this is because he&#039;s a great father. You know what makes a man a REALLY great father? Not cheating on the kids&#039; mom and then lying about it.
Spanking his monkey and then sending photos of it to young women he didn&#039;t know. But don&#039;t call it poor judgment or personal turpitude; it&#039;s now a qualifying behavior for all male politicians here in NY.
Only the corrupt ones.
That? Right there? Was the sound of every ex-wife in South Caroline registering Dem.
you people have said all the funny things so i will merely note that we need more lauri apple.
Hot Argentinian fiancee?
&quot;Remember Fort Sumter!&quot; just doesn&#039;t scan right.
I do think the Dems may have made some previous contribution.
Wasn&#039;t he out hiking the Caucasuses?
At least he&#039;s not a witch against masturbation.
My goodness, a politician is part of a political party? The horror! The horror!
The one where the place <em>wasn&#039;t</em> overrun by the Mexicans, apparently.
I see Mark Sanford would like everyone to know how totally focused he was on governing at the end of his term. So <em>totally</em> focused he went AWOL in Argentina.
Can we just get A&amp;E to offer Mark Sanford and Anthony Weiner a reality show?
Call it Two Dicks.
Now that the MTV redneck show is gone, there is an opening in the moronic behavior time slot.
<i>There are always two sides to every story... </i> I&#039;m pretty sure that every deposed dictator in history has used that line, but I guess it sounds like it should work.
I was going to ask if the rash cleared up....
Oh, so this is because he&#039;s a great father. You know what makes a man a REALLY great father? Not cheating on the kids&#039; mom and then lying about it.