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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Well, yeah, but Trix does say something about <i> ...totally heterosexual way ... </i>, so the real concern has to be the fabric mixture. No mention shellfish and there might be an issue about seeding with a wildflower mix. It is probably ok to eat the gay shrimp. I do seem to recall Trix mentioning Puget Sound, so there might be an issue of ... oysters. On to the popery ... well, as long as they don't attempt to introduce the Filioque Denials ...

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Heathen!

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Shypixel's avatar

Pretty sure she meant while hanging upside down... ;)

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

"We mix fibers, do sodomy (sometimes UPSIDE DOWN), keep the Sabbath unholy, and mocketh the Lord thy God. Plus, we are Christ-killers and Papists."

Listen, I'm okay with all of this, except the Christ killer part. I'm Italian and I'm here to say, we killed him. There was a guy named Maury who took out the contract, but we killed him. It was just business, it wasn't personal.

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malsperanza's avatar

I like the pale blue ones with the darker blue lapel piping. They bring back fond memories of the high school prom in "Carrie."

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bobbert's avatar

Not, how you say, noticeably so.

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bobbert's avatar

Hey, if you need an ordained Universal Life minister, let me toss my slip into the lottery hat.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Once you go pixellated,...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Take my wife, please!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hah! That's what my husband had to wear at his FIRST wedding.

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PubOption's avatar

Upside down, as in hanging from the chandelier?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

So sad for them. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

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dslindc's avatar

"In other news, I’m marrying a dude next month I met in September"

Maybe you need to marry a butch otter?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Mazel tov!

Will lentils be served at the wedding feast?

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schmannity's avatar

Who's officiating, Father Schlomo O'Malley, formerly known as Bridgett O'Malley?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>disrupted a memorial service at a Unitarian Universalist congregation in New Orleans</i>

sounds like a Christian Mingle 1st date.

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