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fuflans's avatar

remember during rapture / end of world fever when somebody was suggesting we punk all the xtians by leaving piles of clothing outside our homes?

good times.

malsperanza's avatar

I've got nothing against home baking, except the cookbooks they use leave out half the ingredients.

malsperanza's avatar

I was just a wee tyke in the Freedom Summer of 1961. Amongst all the violence and viciousness, did segregationists make a particular claim that integration of bus stations and lunch counters was violating religious freedom?

Today's religious extremists have stepped in to fill the void left by those weird people obsessed with miscegenation and blood purity. Not to mention what putting fluoride in the water does to a butter cream frosting.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Bad publicity drives out good old-fashioned bigotry.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

But Bullwinkle, that trick never works

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

hate muffin- we're talking about Sarah Palin, amirite?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

celebrate with breakfast and serve scrambled eggs

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Someone left the cake out in the ghey I don't think that I can bake it 'Cause I took too long to hate it And I'll never have that bakery again, oh no

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yes, that awkward moment when you shout the rhetorical flourish "who's with me?" and then look over your shoulder to realize you're alone

The Quirk's avatar

Don't you understand? They were CRITICIZED! By LEFTISTS!

Painter of Goats's avatar

Fetus Frittata is to die for!

diogenez's avatar

Do Gay Wedding Cakes come with a secret ingredient?

schmannity's avatar

They closed to spend more time with their narrow minded religious beiefs.

Fartknocker's avatar

Crap, I was going to order a cake from them to celebrate the new Abortionplex we're about to open in Gresham.