Someone really needs to come up with a way to Pinto-ify a bicycle, so that if some asshole in a car runs you over, there’s a satisfying fireball that takes out the car that hit you. I’m just assuming that the cyclist’s odds of survival are pretty low, so a little detonation won’t make much difference.
My mind drifts back to the halcyon days of watching Star Trek on the Sony Trinitron in a trailer in Hobbs New Mexico. Two or three times a week my brother and I could adjust the rabbit ears properly and if the moon was right we could get a clear signal from the teevee station In Amarillo, TX!
But that never gave me the ability to teleport to the Waffle House. No big thing since we could walk 1500 feet to the Waffle House on the highway. Besides, considering how often the transporter malfunctioned, it was faster to just walk.
When I was younger one of the first times I heard about Rush Limbaugh was when he was talking about bike paths and was like “Who wants to use bikes?? Exercise isn’t a right”
That’s when I realized just how different these idiots were.
i were fourteenish and just learning about the political spectrum. he said communism and fascism were close together and i knew it weren't so, quite the opposite.
"If the Radical Left Democrats don’t immediately sign an agreement to let our Country, in particular, our Airports, be FREE and SAFE again, I will move our brilliant and patriotic ICE Agents to the Airports where they will do Security like no one has ever seen before, including the immediate arrest of all Illegal Immigrants who have come into our Country, with heavy emphasis on those from Somalia, who have totally destroyed, with the approval of a corrupt Governor, Attorney General, and Congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, the once Great State of Minnesota. I look forward to seeing ICE in action at our Airports. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
Can you imagine those Meal Team Six whackos doing luggage searches? Should we just give the airline CEOs Donnie mobile number? Seems everyone *else* has it ...
I'd be willing to bet a sizeable amount of money that Trump is physically incapable of riding a bike and, even if he were, he never learned how as he's never ridden one in his miserable life.
Here in the Communist Hellscape that is California, I have done a productive thing.
We bought a used car that had originally been in Florida.
When we got it they had already registered it in CA. Now many people in CA really hate having a front license plate. I think its actually a sexual inadequacy thing but that's not important. Now in Florida they care even less about catching criminal drivers so they only require a rear license plate, so the car only had holes in the back for a plate. The dealer that sold us the car fitted the rear plate and just gave us the front one.
Now, where I come from no dealer would knowing let you drive off in a vehicle that's in violation of a traffic law (seriously, we wanted proof of insurance before you could take the car).
But the law is very clear, it just says if the DMV sends you two plates you need to mount both.
And because we just got a ticket for not having a front plate, I just fitted the damn front plate.
And while I did I wondered why they have never updated the plate to something that's actually intended to be read at a distance. The entire rest of the world uses a font size that's multiple times more visible...
I didn't have a point, I will not take questions at this time.
He should ride a girl's bike. A little pink one, with training wheels so he can't go boom, and a playing card taped to the wheel to give it that fake engine noise.
Only TBF, it's gotten to the point where any attribution of rational thought, planning, or understanding of the consequences of actions becomes "sanewashing" when applied to Trump.
Someone really needs to come up with a way to Pinto-ify a bicycle, so that if some asshole in a car runs you over, there’s a satisfying fireball that takes out the car that hit you. I’m just assuming that the cyclist’s odds of survival are pretty low, so a little detonation won’t make much difference.
My mind drifts back to the halcyon days of watching Star Trek on the Sony Trinitron in a trailer in Hobbs New Mexico. Two or three times a week my brother and I could adjust the rabbit ears properly and if the moon was right we could get a clear signal from the teevee station In Amarillo, TX!
But that never gave me the ability to teleport to the Waffle House. No big thing since we could walk 1500 feet to the Waffle House on the highway. Besides, considering how often the transporter malfunctioned, it was faster to just walk.
!shocker!
Petty, performative, bullshit!
Stop the world, I want to get off!
When I was younger one of the first times I heard about Rush Limbaugh was when he was talking about bike paths and was like “Who wants to use bikes?? Exercise isn’t a right”
That’s when I realized just how different these idiots were.
i were fourteenish and just learning about the political spectrum. he said communism and fascism were close together and i knew it weren't so, quite the opposite.
That slob probably fell off a bike with training wheels on it.
Today's a.m. toot:
"If the Radical Left Democrats don’t immediately sign an agreement to let our Country, in particular, our Airports, be FREE and SAFE again, I will move our brilliant and patriotic ICE Agents to the Airports where they will do Security like no one has ever seen before, including the immediate arrest of all Illegal Immigrants who have come into our Country, with heavy emphasis on those from Somalia, who have totally destroyed, with the approval of a corrupt Governor, Attorney General, and Congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, the once Great State of Minnesota. I look forward to seeing ICE in action at our Airports. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
Let me guess...The Gestapo will go thru the luggage and steal whatever they want!
Can you imagine those Meal Team Six whackos doing luggage searches? Should we just give the airline CEOs Donnie mobile number? Seems everyone *else* has it ...
those guys were prolly from or near San Antonio.
I'm sure the airlines are gonna like this...
Surely you can't be serious..
Oh yes, and stop calling me Surely.
Sorry, but it's the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I'd be willing to bet a sizeable amount of money that Trump is physically incapable of riding a bike and, even if he were, he never learned how as he's never ridden one in his miserable life.
honestly surprised i've never seen him on a segway.
Just the thought of that asshole riding a tricycle and Fox News praises him for not falling off of it...
It would have to be industrial grade, and electric.
Might be fun to watch if we started him at the top of a hill. Just sayin'
He could start with a wheel chair....
https://youtu.be/6UehMj1o6tM?t=262
I'd bet he can't drive either. Never had a license.
"Afternoon snack time?" Bodega NATO Cowards Caturday https://bsky.app/profile/bodegacats.bsky.social/post/3mhftbtu3bs2t
collars and tags? bodega royalty.
That’s probably pretty comfortable!
LMAO!
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐈𝐏𝐀𝐂 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 - 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐍𝐎 𝐀𝐈𝐏𝐀𝐂 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 - 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 W𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲
Tabitha has the receipts
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-UR7Ga3CGzk
Here in the Communist Hellscape that is California, I have done a productive thing.
We bought a used car that had originally been in Florida.
When we got it they had already registered it in CA. Now many people in CA really hate having a front license plate. I think its actually a sexual inadequacy thing but that's not important. Now in Florida they care even less about catching criminal drivers so they only require a rear license plate, so the car only had holes in the back for a plate. The dealer that sold us the car fitted the rear plate and just gave us the front one.
Now, where I come from no dealer would knowing let you drive off in a vehicle that's in violation of a traffic law (seriously, we wanted proof of insurance before you could take the car).
But the law is very clear, it just says if the DMV sends you two plates you need to mount both.
And because we just got a ticket for not having a front plate, I just fitted the damn front plate.
And while I did I wondered why they have never updated the plate to something that's actually intended to be read at a distance. The entire rest of the world uses a font size that's multiple times more visible...
I didn't have a point, I will not take questions at this time.
seems like more of the pricier makes and models are not front license plate friendly.
It is cheaper to stamp 2 identical plates than two different plates.
"Why don't Teslas have front license plates?"
Short answer:
-Not all areas enforce front license plate laws.
-Tesla typically delivers vehicles without license plate holders installed.
-Many Tesla owners are car enthusiasts who care more about aesthetics than potential tickets.
-Non-permanent license plate holders like SnapPlate are available.
https://everyamp.com/blogs/tesla-tips-tricks/why-dont-teslas-have-front-license-plates?srsltid=AfmBOor16wu_tRCOIDV1KqYfrjlGGGlMyL5XiWaIl3ukw4WiX433ki5G
"because laws are for little people".
And right there is what's wrong with Americans.
“car enthusiasts” = jackoffs.
Not to worry! But the techno bros have been hard at work and they figured that out already.
They'll just track your cell phone. Or the satellite link in the cars navigation system.
Just one question...
I WILL NOT TAKE QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME!!!
What are you trying to hide?
Will you at least thank me for my attention to this matter?
OK, dumbest executive order ever, if he ever actually signs it:
https://x.com/Acyn/status/2035015405790798080?s=20
That’ll bring gas & grocery prices down.
𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥.
What in the Holy Mother of Fuck did I just read?
It’s not like he has anything else to do.
He's trying to find a thing he won't fail at.
Bad news for him, he already had that job, it was on TV.
Not that he was any good at the job.
Fucking asshole!
@realDonaldTrump:
"Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116268334535345382
The Trump administration just reintroduced a an investigation into Mueller last week, after having been laughed out of court on their first attempt.
Mueller had been struggling with Parkinson’s disease, so, of course, Trump would harass a elderly, sick person. 🤬😡😠
At such times I wish he could read the reactions to his own demise. What a tiny petty little man he is.
His grifting offspring will see them.
Donnie, you're not skating your way to Heaven anytime soon. Might be time for you to fire up another grift to try and buy St. Peter.
Does St. Peter take ScamCoin™?
If Biden were to die Trump would try to prevent a state funeral.
Of that I've no doubt.
Alternate link:
https://trumpstruth.org/statuses/37382
He hurt asshole’s feels by telling the truth about the grimy fucker.
Next up. Bike helmets will be outlawed. They'll call it the "Fuck the Bucket" campaign.
Not 'til their done with "Fuck the Buck."
Entirely new meaning to the "Buck stops here."
All the bucks but none of the bill.
There is no evil act too great or too petty for these assholes to pass up.
This is happening all because Taco can't ride a bike, isn't it?
It would be impossible for him to throw his necrotic leg over the crossbar.
So, they'd have to give him a girl's bicycle.
He should ride a girl's bike. A little pink one, with training wheels so he can't go boom, and a playing card taped to the wheel to give it that fake engine noise.
🤣🤣
He just likes to wreck stuff. They’ll half-ass this like everything else they do.
It's dangerous riding a bike if you are not awake...
Problem?
Bikes are for commie, hippie, f@66ots, duh! 'MERKA!
Long-haired hippy type pinko f***!
Or because Biden was known to ride one
That too, also (I was going to add it but decided not to. lol)
Bingo.
The New Dork Times comes SO close to getting it:
𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦-𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬, 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳.
Testing his WHAT??????
Attention NYT: You're still sanewashing this guy.
Only TBF, it's gotten to the point where any attribution of rational thought, planning, or understanding of the consequences of actions becomes "sanewashing" when applied to Trump.
I want to hear more about this battery...
Maybe it's like the ones the people of Philly threw at Santa Claus?
Is it the one that wears out when you exercise or the dreaded boat battery?
What f*cking abilities? Jesus. The non-stop sane-washing is what got Trump elected. Can't they at least take a pass on it now?
Leader? Testing abilities?
Cofefe.
They also said he was unforgiving about Mueller.
That's a word for it I suppose.
The sanewashing will continue until morale improves
How does one frack Crisco? And does it make the chicken taste better?
Carefully, and yes
Must Credit Hammy! I stoled it from him
I'd like to cut those curlicues off Ty Cobb's mustachio.
As a dabbler in steampunk I have wanted to shave that whole damn mustachioed off his face for *years*.