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Mateo del Sol's avatar

Your internal monologue needs work, comrade.

Mateo del Sol's avatar

This is bad poetry and you should feel bad.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I expect in the very near future, all flights into and out of American airports will be domestic only.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Because some states? I'm looking to co-ordinate my retirement – and subsequent wake & bake lifestyle – with the inevitable Kansas enLIGHTenment.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

And a rabbit. Must have rabbit.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

This one sounds like my friend when he's off his meds.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

She is truly a thing of beauty.

Lordpnut's avatar

The federal government has been trying to exterminate muggles since 1937. How's that working out?

Reggie Moruga's avatar

No.

What the fuck makes you think I'm Russian?

Oh... wait... I know!

You also think Moruga is somehow 'mexican', so the answer is 'You're a moron'.

Ladies and gentlemen, the American education system in all its glory.

Dr. Rags's avatar

No comfy cushions for them

Ωbjectifier's avatar

To paraphrase The Dude, Barr is human paraquat.

Momo's avatar

I just received a weird phone call from a fake number in Kansas. I also just invited someone who works for your Kremlin to come eat fish tacos at my cabin. Is this related?