Bill Clinton Finally Admits: Barack Obama Killed Vince Foster
Bill Clinton is apparently tired of Old Handsome Joe Biden making sweet wildcat love to all the old ladies, and has decided to come forth and steal your hearts and panties his own bad self. See him purring at you in all his roguish glory, where it says "read more."
Hmmm, does it sound familiar? We forget, because from the time he signed the Welfare Act, through his kind of shitty remarks about our Bamz, and up until about two months ago, he has been persona non grata in our big bleeding hearts and vadges. Now though? All is sort of forgiven, kind of forgotten (not really), and possibly just a tiny bit damp.
For giving us eight years of peace, prosperity, and balanced budgets, I think he deserved a blow job. Rethugs were jealous, is all.
Google needs to add jive to their translator.