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Didn't inhale, probably either.

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Tips from Bill Cosby.

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What do you mean by disciplined?

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And nobody's going to want to fuck him. And only the criminally comic will want him to suck their cock. And now I put my eyes out.

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The stirrups might have been uh, uninteresting. Depending.

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Quaaludes.

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It's not like people can't get their hands on roofies these days, apparently. (no snark)

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Me, I'm a guy. I never stop and ask directions.

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But you weren't going to be raped, so you don't need sleepy-feely-good drugs.

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David Vitter?

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Sorry, but his old comedy routines are anathema to me now.

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Prosecutors only go after the poors. The DEE-fense lawyers are more better and get more moneyz.

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Meh, some gorillas use sign-language.

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Money,money,moneeeeeeeeeeeey,MONEY.

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Disciplined in several states. Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

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